From everyday American Hospital Bashny.Net

Hospital staff are working shifts of 36 to 48 hours. During breaks all the polls are looking for unoccupied beds, chairs and other places where you can take a nap. Here, one of the nurses did not find a free bed and lay down on a truck-bed with wheels, which carry patients of the hospital.
 She was in a closet, and a medic was sure that it will not be disturbed. However, half an hour later, he was discovered by another male nurse, who came to the pantry to lie down. Without thinking twice, the second medic carefully covered the "patient" sheet from head to toe, he rolled out into the corridor and then left in a central elevator, katatsya up and down.
 Medic slept soundly, despite the noise and traffic. It amused as nurses, but soon they got bored, because it did not cause the desired response from the visitors. In the elevator they were puzzled glances at the body covered with a sheet, and when the doors opened, just went about their business, immediately forget what they saw.
Then one of the nurses caring equipped the truck with the body of a large sheet of paper with the inscription "to the morgue." Then things got better. Young trainee going to the elevator, got familiarized with the situation, and then the contents of the note, and then came her muffled scream. Corpse started and jumped up on the truck and then strangled cry turned into a wild scream.
 The participants of the campaign was announced lax reprimand.

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Maternity wards in the same hospital. At the reception, which is delivered via the expectant mothers are set huge double doors.
 Opens automatically (and very quickly) to bed truck (See above.) With the entire entourage could quickly shoot in the desired operating. Since this receiver also pounded maternal relatives, the entire medical staff ran in and out through the door very quickly, to avoid tedious questioning relatives besieging birthing.
 In general, these gates, no one noticed. And so, one day a mechanism to open them ... broke. The first 10 minutes of stunned visitors watched as the two orderlies and a doctor, one by one on a full run, fought with all his might into the huge oak doors. Then they began to laugh wildly. Now medic running toward the door did not looked in the right direction, and visitors trying to understand the cause of an epidemic of fun among people usually get nervous. A few seconds later, sprawled on the tile floor, through the buzzing in his head, he began to understand.
 After half an hour decided to leave the door open, until the arrival of the master.