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Great Zizou
Forgive me, Zidane fans. I myself am a fan of his behavior and approve Zizou in the final match.
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France coach Raymond Domenech, nervous before the final game with Italy, his hands clasped behind his back, he cheat kilometers of the hotel room. It is certainly understandable that the coach so nervous before the match, but he was concerned, not whether to play or what Totti protection scheme will put Lippi, his troubled Zidane. He felt that the captain of the French team comes a nervous breakdown, a state where it crushes everything. This has already happened more than once. How many times has he been hiding from furious Zizou, locked in his room on the basis of the team. It does not always save a couple of times had good ogresti pizdyuley when Zizou managed to clear the locks. Especially scary was a header. No wonder Zidane butted clock punching bag, close the gym. He can not want to partners saw what he was doing, but simply was not responsible for myself and afraid to put anyone injured. It is so hard huyaril head of pear that the hair on the crown is no longer growing, not withstanding overloading the system.
Nervous breakdowns have Zenedina does not happen often, but regularly and Domenech, as a mentor, he felt that he was going to come, but the previous one was not long before Germany, then pussy got half the team. Apparently affected the voltage of the championship and the coach waited for rapid relapse. "If only no one called him a terrorist." - Prayed head coach. In this case, the captain took down the roof under the fuck instantly. It was said that at Zizou rodstvennichki not mind a joke with vzryvchatochkoy, putting the bag in the trash, somewhere next to the stop, or in the supermarket. But Zenedin disown his countrymen and was ready napizdyachit anyone who bound him with them. The boys from the team captain podebyvali sometimes good-naturedly, like: "Zizou, you dick on my bag left in the locker room, and he went into the shower? Take it with you. "Or somebody wore a shirt with the number 10, and when the team came in a bus approaching the driver and shouted:" Drive to Algeria, bitch, it's grip. "Sometimes he Domenech for business use could during the match beckon Zidane to the touchline and pizdanut "terrorist". But then I had to quickly sebatsya the field and someone to partner gave Zidane pass. As in the joke: What should be done to save the girl he raped a Negro? - Throw a basketball. "Then Zizou did wonders with the ball.
Before the game, Domenech strictly forbade all Frenchmen podebyvat captain: "It is not the time! Final, ebtyt! Well, fuck it, let the championship to finish calmly. " All of course agreed, everyone understood the importance of the game. And play well, italyashek on the field was not visible, the entire second half pressed shopizdets. But the score in regular time was a draw 1: 1. Extra time. Again, the French did not give any chance wop, but through change and failed.
Then, for 10 minutes before the end of the game defender Italians Materazzi, take and pizdani in a quiet sort of situation: "The terrorist you cocks, go hamster tries." Maybe he knew pogonyalovo Zenedina and spices podebnul can just naively blurted out, but Zidane is not ebalo. He turned and pizdanul head in the sternum like a pear in training. Head coach grabbed his head, he is not much worried about the removal, had to play a bit, he just knew that this is not over. "Only the judge would not pereebal," - thought Domenech - "in the locker room and call the police." But even with this cost as Zizou resist seeing the red, God knows. Many football experts wondered why the awards ceremony no Platini and Blatter. They Zizou encountered in the hallway, on the way to the locker room, two short, verified nod of greeting and officials, distinguished persons, inspect the finals the next day in the recording, in one of the local clinics.
The team refused to go into the locker room after the ceremony, until the police arrive. Most certainly demanded police Trezeguet, who still caught his share pizdyuley the captain, the next day, Missed Penalties. The same firm nod to the sternum and a couple of times with both feet on the case. Zizou knew how not to leave bruises to the penalty taker do not you dare complain.
On the same day the team flew home. French Football Federation long to decide whether to admit Zidane to meet with President Jacques Chirac or not. It seems like it is necessary that the captain was present at the meeting, and on the other hand, if he Zizou vebet in the birdhouse, then we can stay without a president. But Zidane assured all management that he was OK, all right, do not they say no pissing dick. Chirac shook hands, Zizou nodded slightly to the side of the president, a little, clean indicate a possible stroke, but certainly did not beat. Everything froze, representatives of the Football Federation with the head coach, grabbed the heart, a little sprinkled Chirac in his pants. Great Zizou all look around and smiled slyly: "Appreciate bitch. Not vebal. And could. "Everyone smiled and clapped. Long Live the King!
A.Polyakov
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France coach Raymond Domenech, nervous before the final game with Italy, his hands clasped behind his back, he cheat kilometers of the hotel room. It is certainly understandable that the coach so nervous before the match, but he was concerned, not whether to play or what Totti protection scheme will put Lippi, his troubled Zidane. He felt that the captain of the French team comes a nervous breakdown, a state where it crushes everything. This has already happened more than once. How many times has he been hiding from furious Zizou, locked in his room on the basis of the team. It does not always save a couple of times had good ogresti pizdyuley when Zizou managed to clear the locks. Especially scary was a header. No wonder Zidane butted clock punching bag, close the gym. He can not want to partners saw what he was doing, but simply was not responsible for myself and afraid to put anyone injured. It is so hard huyaril head of pear that the hair on the crown is no longer growing, not withstanding overloading the system.
Nervous breakdowns have Zenedina does not happen often, but regularly and Domenech, as a mentor, he felt that he was going to come, but the previous one was not long before Germany, then pussy got half the team. Apparently affected the voltage of the championship and the coach waited for rapid relapse. "If only no one called him a terrorist." - Prayed head coach. In this case, the captain took down the roof under the fuck instantly. It was said that at Zizou rodstvennichki not mind a joke with vzryvchatochkoy, putting the bag in the trash, somewhere next to the stop, or in the supermarket. But Zenedin disown his countrymen and was ready napizdyachit anyone who bound him with them. The boys from the team captain podebyvali sometimes good-naturedly, like: "Zizou, you dick on my bag left in the locker room, and he went into the shower? Take it with you. "Or somebody wore a shirt with the number 10, and when the team came in a bus approaching the driver and shouted:" Drive to Algeria, bitch, it's grip. "Sometimes he Domenech for business use could during the match beckon Zidane to the touchline and pizdanut "terrorist". But then I had to quickly sebatsya the field and someone to partner gave Zidane pass. As in the joke: What should be done to save the girl he raped a Negro? - Throw a basketball. "Then Zizou did wonders with the ball.
Before the game, Domenech strictly forbade all Frenchmen podebyvat captain: "It is not the time! Final, ebtyt! Well, fuck it, let the championship to finish calmly. " All of course agreed, everyone understood the importance of the game. And play well, italyashek on the field was not visible, the entire second half pressed shopizdets. But the score in regular time was a draw 1: 1. Extra time. Again, the French did not give any chance wop, but through change and failed.
Then, for 10 minutes before the end of the game defender Italians Materazzi, take and pizdani in a quiet sort of situation: "The terrorist you cocks, go hamster tries." Maybe he knew pogonyalovo Zenedina and spices podebnul can just naively blurted out, but Zidane is not ebalo. He turned and pizdanul head in the sternum like a pear in training. Head coach grabbed his head, he is not much worried about the removal, had to play a bit, he just knew that this is not over. "Only the judge would not pereebal," - thought Domenech - "in the locker room and call the police." But even with this cost as Zizou resist seeing the red, God knows. Many football experts wondered why the awards ceremony no Platini and Blatter. They Zizou encountered in the hallway, on the way to the locker room, two short, verified nod of greeting and officials, distinguished persons, inspect the finals the next day in the recording, in one of the local clinics.
The team refused to go into the locker room after the ceremony, until the police arrive. Most certainly demanded police Trezeguet, who still caught his share pizdyuley the captain, the next day, Missed Penalties. The same firm nod to the sternum and a couple of times with both feet on the case. Zizou knew how not to leave bruises to the penalty taker do not you dare complain.
On the same day the team flew home. French Football Federation long to decide whether to admit Zidane to meet with President Jacques Chirac or not. It seems like it is necessary that the captain was present at the meeting, and on the other hand, if he Zizou vebet in the birdhouse, then we can stay without a president. But Zidane assured all management that he was OK, all right, do not they say no pissing dick. Chirac shook hands, Zizou nodded slightly to the side of the president, a little, clean indicate a possible stroke, but certainly did not beat. Everything froze, representatives of the Football Federation with the head coach, grabbed the heart, a little sprinkled Chirac in his pants. Great Zizou all look around and smiled slyly: "Appreciate bitch. Not vebal. And could. "Everyone smiled and clapped. Long Live the King!
A.Polyakov
