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Dialogues with the pilots dispechterami
Pilots talk with dispatchers. Were published recently in the German
«BILD». There were actually, since All conversations with the pilots
dispatchers recorded.
Manager (D): To reduce noise, turn 45 degrees to the right.
Pilot (S): What's the buzz we can at an altitude of 10,000 meters to create?
D: That noise when your 707 with 727 in front of you face.
D: You Airbus 320 or 340?
A: Of course A 340.
D: Then you could not before the start of the turbine to run BOTH?
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A: Good morning, Bratislava.
A: Good morning. Note: This Vienna.
P: I'm going to land in Bratislava.
D: It deystvitelno Vienna.
P: Vienna?
A: Yes.
P: But why? We wanted to Bratislava.
D: Okay. Abort the landing and fly to the left.
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Dispatcher one pilot who landed the plane too hard:
"Planting should not be a mystery. Passengers need to know when they
landed »
P: It's okay. They applauded still always.
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Pilot «Alitalia», which lightning strike knocked out half Cockpit:
"We have almost everything covered. Nothing works. Even the figure height
shows nothing. »
Five minutes later, the air leaves the pilot of another aircraft: "Shut up and die
like a man! »
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P: You have lit a fire planting.
D: I hope that burns longer.
P: I mean he smokes.
