The first wise Jew

The first wise Jew said that people are bad because they have here (pointing to his forehead) all bad. It was Moses.

The second wise Jew said that people are bad because they have here (pointing to heart) bad. It was Christ.

The third wise Jew said that people are bad because they have here (pointing to his pocket) all bad. It was Marx.

The fourth wise Jew said that people are bad because they have here (pointing from the waist down) all bad. It was Freud.

A fifth wise Jew said that people do not really all that bad, because everything is relative. It was Einstein.

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