Who has a splinter in the fifth point on the zodiac sign

The story is a lie, and there is a hint in it, as they say. There have been a lot of horoscopes, but it usually happens like this: everyone praises each other. Like, this one's good, and this one's good. It is suggested to keep silent about hairpins. And we decided to tell it like it is. It might seem that horoscopebut



Editorial "Site" He is always fighting for the fairness of opinion. It can't be all white and fluffy. Let's not turn a blind eye to the negatives, because all together we define ourselves as individuals. Who's got a pain in the ass, we'll find out right now. Here we go!

Joke horoscope

1. Aries.
   Aries is a lord and a jealous man. If he wants something, he doesn’t care about the consequences right now. He will fight in a senseless quarrel, despising any reputational losses - too principled. Requires slavish love for himself, jealous to complete stupidity, but for himself allows harems and the most vicious relationship. That's the character.
2. Taurus
   This is a guy who has no problem with anything. No money, that's fine. No job, fine. Don’t tell him how everything is around. badly and imperfectlyHe won't. And he will not listen to any whining about an unjust life. If you get it, it can formally burn and cause a minimum of average severity. So don't make him angry, he gets sick.

Twins.
Flippers and chameleons. Don’t trust them because they tend to change their minds every 15 minutes. It may seem that they do not take life seriously and perceive everything as a masquerade. It is. For each situation, they have the right mask and mood. We are used to taking but giving nothing in return. Cancer
Cancers always feel something. For example, that someone looked at them wrong or misunderstood something. And they can. extreme. From love to hate, crayfish literally have half a second. Revenge and blame. At the same time, they never admit that there was a time when you were in conflict, because now you are good friends. It can't be like that!



Lev
The lion is pompous and narcissistOne who looks down on everyone else. He is 100% sure that everyone around him is crazy. He seems to be crazy about him, though. Nothing can be done without praise, one should always applaud and shout “bravo!” Otherwise, they turn into a dissatisfied despot, shitting on small things. Behavior is by no means lionish. Joke horoscope Virgo
Selfish and selfish people. They say that representatives of this sign are not familiar with deep feelings, do not know what love, goodness, mutual help are. On the other hand, these are real narcissists who strive to look perfect in everything. Bright image It may be an unexpected betrayal. Just because they wonder how others will get out of the crocodile pit they shoved them into.



Libra
They love themselves even more than lions and virgins. They are indecisive and lazy. They can feed you breakfast for a month and not give you a clear answer. They don’t care what you think about it. Most of the time, they don’t have friends because there’s no one in the world better than them. And in general, they treat others quite consumer. Scorpio
About them all write that, they say, energy and a phoenix rose from the ashes. But if you look at it, then scorpions are just complexed eccentrics who only know how to let dust in the eyes. Unprincipled and pitilessThey are willing to bet anything to achieve their goal. They can manipulate and suppress like no other. Meet a good scorpion? It’s easier to win a million dollars in the lottery!



Sagittarius
Sagittarius in his life is focused only on luck. That is why most of them know poverty and deprivation, and at a fairly advanced age. They seem to burn through their lives, aimlessly spending days and years in the hope that they will be lucky. They will never admit that they value-set They lose compared to others. Interested only "kidals" and owners of gambling business. She's got a hint. Capricorn
Mostly Capricorns are cowardly and cynical goats. You never know what's on his mind. He can throw out some trick at any time and will not regret it at all. At the slightest danger will evaporate, only he was seen. They will go out of their way to get high. social status. They can have real control over others. You will be lucky if you meet a spiritually whole Capricorn. But for luck, it's for Sagittarius.



Aquarius
Another effective chameleon, changing its color depending on the direction of the wind. For them there is no truth or falsehood, only circumstances to which they respond according to their mood. Every “good” deed is written down so that it can be played before others. An interesting feature: in any incomprehensible situation, someone else will be considered crazy, but under no pretext of himself. Fish
People who need to be constantly pityed and put their butt in. There is nothing they can do to make a decision, they need someone else. A regrettable disadvantage: they can not lie even by a millimeter, so they mumble their truth, despite the incoming slaps. And that's what they do. permanent stress. In general, pathetic and depressed people.



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Joke horoscope It was a joke to think about: am I really so sugary that I want to hold in my mouth? Read our article on which three signs are considered the most vulnerable and who cares about what others think. Thank you for staying with us!