Great quotes small children. You fall off the chair when you read that they were given!

If you have a small child, or do you work with children, you must be faced with the skill to give kids a brilliant phrase. Although take it and write down in a notebook! Children - craftsmen in the creation and use of means of artistic expression. Childlike wonder and touches simultaneously.

Children's writer Roots Chukovsky for which such "Pearl" has always been a source of creativity, so spoke of their skill: «Since the two years, every child becomes briefly brilliant linguist, and then five or six years, this genius loses. In its eight years of children are no longer in sight, as the need for it has passed ». I>

for you brought great quote little people. Simply hilarious!

- Mom, I'm so sorry for the horses! They can not even pick your nose. I>

- About what you scratched so?
 - About the cat. I>

The two-year Sasha asked:
- Where are you going?
 - For the sand.
 - But you've already made a sand grandmother.
 - I'm going for eschёm. I>

Mom: - Son, if you do not eat porridge, I'll call the Baba Yaga! I>
Son: - Do you think she will want to have this mess? I>

- I - my father's pomogalnik. i>

- Mom, shut, please, my back foot! i>

The girl saw the wrinkles from his father, stroked his forehead and said:
- I do not want you to have such serditki! i>

- Olya, rather cry!
 - I do not pay you, and Aunt Vale. I>

- Once upon a king and queen, and they had little tsarenysh. i>

- Grandma probably slaughtered geese in the winter, so they do not catch cold. i>

Upset father tells the family that broke segodnyamashinu. The five-year daughter of his comforts:
- But now no need to buy gas! He's way! I>

- Daddy, buy me some drums!
 - Here's another, I have enough noise! ​​
 - Nothing, I'm going to play on it, but when you sleep! I>

- Mom, please give birth to me sister, but older! i>

A boy sits in the hands of the pope in the bus. Beginning woman. A polite boy jumps with the father's knees and issues:
- Please sit down! i>

First grader back on September 1 of the school. Her mother asked:
- My daughter, what have you learned today?
 - We learned to write!
 - And what do you write?
 - I do not know. I have not yet learned to read. I>

Girl's birthday preparing for the arrival of guests:
- Now I'll be so beautiful that all of you will not find it. i>

- Daddy, you look like your pants frown! i>

- Mom, your perfume stink so beautiful! i>

- Mom, you are Fat legs! i>

- Dad, do shut the TV, I do not hear a story. i>

- Do you know what a cock his nose - mouth is?! i>

Grandfather confessed that he does not know how to swaddle newborns.
- And how do you then swaddled her grandmother when she was little? i>

The girl read "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish».
- That's a silly old man, i> - She was indignant, - asked the fish a new home, a new trough. I would ask once new old woman. I>

- Oh, Mama, what a pretty nasty! i>

- When you play with me? Dad home from work - just for television. Mom, what lady, immediately wash the beginning. I>

- And from the back exit can be married? i>

- You know that all the animals at the top of the back and belly down! i>

- Grandmother, what a silly duck - raw water directly from the pool drink! i>

- Who is more beautiful - mom or dad?
 - I do not want to answer such questions, because I do not want to offend my mother. i>

Do not suppress your child the future writer and linguist! Share these with other brilliant aphorisms.

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