"The Big Bang Theory." Quotations Bashny.Net

"Bugagashenka!" - Sheldon



"Oh gravity, you heartless bitch!" - Sheldon



"Stone - scissors - paper - lizard - Spock!»



"A little misunderstanding? It's in the Galileo and the Pope was a slight misunderstanding "- Sheldon



"Do not annoy anyone who has access to your food!" - Penny



"Oh! The world is not enough chamomile tea to calm the rage in my chest! "- Sheldon



"I'm not crazy. Mom I checked "- Sheldon



"How can I be a gynecologist? I am a woman in the eyes of some can barely watch! "- Rajesh



"Sheldon, you are not sick! Well, yes, you do ill, of course, but not physically, "- Leonard



"One accident in the laboratory, and this guy will be a super villain" - Leonard



"I have a very wide range. I have 212 friends on MySpace », - Sheldon



"This mind is not able to forget! I have not forgotten anything from that day, as the mother has ceased breast-feed me ... It was a rainy Tuesday "- Sheldon



"With the fixtures we" you ". I do not want to brag, but almost the entire fifth grade, I had his head in the toilet "- Sheldon



"You know what a chicken with rice in vegetarian ?! Rice! "- Rajesh



"I do not know what it means to" succubus ", but there is already a" bitch "that nothing good can not be held" - Penny



"Jews have no hell. We instead heartburn! "- Howard

"Yes, sometimes I just do not listen. Sometimes I just look like moving your jaw "- Penny

"Raj, you're like a little, the Internet is no place for truth" - Howard

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