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My computer does not work
Long ago, when the grass was greener, sweeter vodka and girls younger, I worked in a service in a computer company. Once a man came to us, he said, that did not work the computer and writes a funny thing. When asked what it was, he held out a piece of paper and said that everything is written. I unfolded the paper. Amazement there was no limit. But see for yourself. Unfortunately, I got only a photocopy. Original took own boss.
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