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Almost by Ilf and Petrov.
Ellochka in style chairs was driven by Varsonofevskomu
lane. Her husband was not at home. However, he soon
It appeared, carrying a briefcase, a chest.
- Cool pic - clearly said Ellochka.
All the words are pronounced clearly and it jumped
smartly, like peas.
- Hello, Elenochka, what's this? Location chairs?
- Pazitif!
- No, really?
- Glamorous!
- Yes. Chairs are good.
- Gothic!
- Gave someone?
- Uzhosnah!
- How?! Have you bought? What is means?
Really on household? After all, I told you a thousand times ...
- Ernestulya! Drink yadu!
- Well, how is it possible to do ?! For us there is nothing
will!
- This sucks! ..
- But this is outrageous! You're living beyond your means!
- In gazenvagen!
- Yes Yes. You are living beyond their means ...
- Where is the moderator?
- No, let's talk seriously. I get a hundred
rubles ...
- Drink yadu!
- I do not take bribes ... Money does not steal and do not tamper with them
I can ...
- Hypocrite, kill yourself! ..
Ernest Pavlovich paused.
- Look, - he said at last - so you can not live.
- Wash hobat, stinks - Ellochka replied, sitting down on a new chair.
- We need to disperse.
- Go to Beavertown, you animal!
- We do not concur characters. I ...
- You suck, kid.
- How many times have I told you not to call me kid!
- Off-Topic!
- And where did you get this idiotic jargon ?!
- Author, teach Albanian!
- Oh shit! - I cried the engineer.
- Gothic!
- Let's disperse peacefully.
- Ftemu!
- You can not prove anything to me! The dispute ...
- Kamenty they rule.
- No, it is absolutely intolerable. Your arguments are not
I can keep from the step that I have
do. I'm now going for lomovikom.
- Zhzhosh!
- Furniture we share equally.
- Uzhosnah!
- You will receive one hundred rubles a month. Even a hundred
twenty. The room will be yours. Live as you want,
I can not do that ...
- Drain zaschitan - Ellochka said contemptuously.
- And I'll move to Ivan.
- Achtung!
- He's gone to the country and left me in the summer of his entire
apartment. The key is I have ... only furniture there.
- Ahuet give two!
Ernest Pavlovich came back five minutes later with the janitor.
- Well, I do not take walk-in closet, it is necessary for you, but
desk, so be so good ... And this one take the chair, the janitor. I'll take one of the two chairs. I think I have that right? .. Ernest Pavlovich tied their belongings in a large bundle, wrapped in paper and the boots turned to the door.
- Picture is not loaded, - said Ellochka gramophone voice.
- Goodbye, Elena.
He waited for his wife at least in this case, refrain from
Conventional metal words. Ellochka also felt
the importance of the moment. She stiffened and began to search
suitable for parting words. They quickly found.
- Kitty, what you do with Horad?
Engineer avalanche rolled down the stairs.
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Source:
lane. Her husband was not at home. However, he soon
It appeared, carrying a briefcase, a chest.
- Cool pic - clearly said Ellochka.
All the words are pronounced clearly and it jumped
smartly, like peas.
- Hello, Elenochka, what's this? Location chairs?
- Pazitif!
- No, really?
- Glamorous!
- Yes. Chairs are good.
- Gothic!
- Gave someone?
- Uzhosnah!
- How?! Have you bought? What is means?
Really on household? After all, I told you a thousand times ...
- Ernestulya! Drink yadu!
- Well, how is it possible to do ?! For us there is nothing
will!
- This sucks! ..
- But this is outrageous! You're living beyond your means!
- In gazenvagen!
- Yes Yes. You are living beyond their means ...
- Where is the moderator?
- No, let's talk seriously. I get a hundred
rubles ...
- Drink yadu!
- I do not take bribes ... Money does not steal and do not tamper with them
I can ...
- Hypocrite, kill yourself! ..
Ernest Pavlovich paused.
- Look, - he said at last - so you can not live.
- Wash hobat, stinks - Ellochka replied, sitting down on a new chair.
- We need to disperse.
- Go to Beavertown, you animal!
- We do not concur characters. I ...
- You suck, kid.
- How many times have I told you not to call me kid!
- Off-Topic!
- And where did you get this idiotic jargon ?!
- Author, teach Albanian!
- Oh shit! - I cried the engineer.
- Gothic!
- Let's disperse peacefully.
- Ftemu!
- You can not prove anything to me! The dispute ...
- Kamenty they rule.
- No, it is absolutely intolerable. Your arguments are not
I can keep from the step that I have
do. I'm now going for lomovikom.
- Zhzhosh!
- Furniture we share equally.
- Uzhosnah!
- You will receive one hundred rubles a month. Even a hundred
twenty. The room will be yours. Live as you want,
I can not do that ...
- Drain zaschitan - Ellochka said contemptuously.
- And I'll move to Ivan.
- Achtung!
- He's gone to the country and left me in the summer of his entire
apartment. The key is I have ... only furniture there.
- Ahuet give two!
Ernest Pavlovich came back five minutes later with the janitor.
- Well, I do not take walk-in closet, it is necessary for you, but
desk, so be so good ... And this one take the chair, the janitor. I'll take one of the two chairs. I think I have that right? .. Ernest Pavlovich tied their belongings in a large bundle, wrapped in paper and the boots turned to the door.
- Picture is not loaded, - said Ellochka gramophone voice.
- Goodbye, Elena.
He waited for his wife at least in this case, refrain from
Conventional metal words. Ellochka also felt
the importance of the moment. She stiffened and began to search
suitable for parting words. They quickly found.
- Kitty, what you do with Horad?
Engineer avalanche rolled down the stairs.
©
Taken otseda: wwwboards.auto.ru/honda/631505.html
Source:
