Arms race

- Why have you got ink so expensive ?!

 - Well, a girl, with this ink all men fall to your feet.

 - So it all?

 - All. The company guarantees. Guarantee - 1 year from date of purchase.

 - And if someone falls?

 - Fall. I do not fall, we will help.

 - Wow!

 - Yes, the new service. I say: the company guarantees.

 - And even Acne fall?

 - Acne - in the first place!

 - And forget about his Zinka?

 - Of course!

 - Interesnenko cream ... And this is why so expensive?

 - With this cream, girl, you have this skin is that all girlfriend saliva choke with envy.

 - Just drown?

 - The company guarantees!

 - To death?

 - No ... To death - is this one cream ...

 - Wow! Even more expensive!

 - Well, death is ...

 - And Zinka exactly drown?

 - Zina - first!

 - Okay, let's here it is, with a guarantee, and this - to death ...

 - Hello. You are only a girl out ... to me, please, the same as she took only even steeper!

 - Hello, Zina ...

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