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1) If the bowl is two pieces of meat, it is necessary to pull them out of the bowl on the floor.
2) If these two pieces are not the same size, it is necessary to bite off a piece of the big long - as long as they are equal in size, and then "forget" about the two pieces.
3) Shouting myavom heart-rending, begged food from the owner, and when everything is something put in a bowl, smell, and defiantly went away in a corner, began to lick ass.
4) If poured dry food - eat without memory is not unleash the navel, and then guiltily zablevat from eating all the corners of the house.
5) Never drink from a bowl of water. Water from toilets tastier.
6) If poured soup, soup, or something else like that, long sniff before eating, and eat with a contemptuous look to the owner felt guilty.
7) If much hungry and given something good to eat, eat grunting, growling and hissing scaring others that no one even thought to take the food back.
8) If several owners, two hours before the start kormёzhki defiantly hanging out front of the refrigerator, pulled a face zhalestnuyu that everyone passing by - gave a piece of something tasty.
9) If you are not particularly hungry and in a bowl that is lying, pull and dig for a newspaper ... Suddenly povkusnee put.
10) get drunk to satiety - flop middle of the kitchen and start to lick the eggs and defiantly back, even if the owner still eating.
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2) If these two pieces are not the same size, it is necessary to bite off a piece of the big long - as long as they are equal in size, and then "forget" about the two pieces.
3) Shouting myavom heart-rending, begged food from the owner, and when everything is something put in a bowl, smell, and defiantly went away in a corner, began to lick ass.
4) If poured dry food - eat without memory is not unleash the navel, and then guiltily zablevat from eating all the corners of the house.
5) Never drink from a bowl of water. Water from toilets tastier.
6) If poured soup, soup, or something else like that, long sniff before eating, and eat with a contemptuous look to the owner felt guilty.
7) If much hungry and given something good to eat, eat grunting, growling and hissing scaring others that no one even thought to take the food back.
8) If several owners, two hours before the start kormёzhki defiantly hanging out front of the refrigerator, pulled a face zhalestnuyu that everyone passing by - gave a piece of something tasty.
9) If you are not particularly hungry and in a bowl that is lying, pull and dig for a newspaper ... Suddenly povkusnee put.
10) get drunk to satiety - flop middle of the kitchen and start to lick the eggs and defiantly back, even if the owner still eating.
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