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- Good day, the company "Lux Lumina Light», Anna! I hear you!
 - Hello. I want to order five boxes ...
 - Wait a minute ... connects you to the department orders. How do you submit to our manager on the orders?
 - Dima my name.
 - Wait a minute, Dmitry ...
Mozart. Eine kleine Nachtmusik.

 - Hello, hello, Dmitry, order department of "Lumina Lux-Light", Natalia. What can I do for you?
 - I want to order five boxes ...
 - What organization you represent?
 - No, I am a private person.
 - Wait a minute, Dmitry, switches you to the manager on orders from individuals.
Mozart. Because it is very positive.

 - Good afternoon, Dmitry! Order department of "Lumina, Luxury Light", Victoria, listening to you!
 - I want to order five boxes ...
 - Excuse me, Dmitri, with delivery or by self?
 - With shipping, of course!
 - Just a second, Dmitry!
Mozart on a small violin playing.

 - Dmitry, "Lux Lumina Light», shipping department, Alice!
 - I want to order the delivery of five boxes ...
 - Excuse me, Dmitri, within Moscow or Moscow?
 - Outside Moscow.
 - Dmitry, surfing on the specialist manager.
Mozart plays, plays, plays violin and sings.

 - Dmitry, hello! Shipping department, Eugene!
 - Hello. I want to order with delivery outside the MKAD five boxes ...
 - Sorry, Dmitri, but the delivery just outside Moscow no less than twenty boxes.
 - Sorry, Eugene.
 - What are you, thank you for calling!
Finally, the short beeps.

Sadly more. Somehow sad that Anna, Natalia, Alice, Victoria Eugenia, and thousands, tens or hundreds of thousands like them, every morning, comb and make-up, wearing a strict business suit, tights despite any heat, high heels despite the pain in the legs, rushing headlong into his office to switch calls from manager to manager Tatiana Pauline ...
But nothing.
Soon there will be a revolution.
Oppressed and robbed an office worker, the proletarian of the XXI century, will the fate of mankind in their manicured hands!
Mozart anticipated Wagner. Although the first time do not guess.

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