3 short jokes

Putin sharply opens the refrigerator door
Lo and behold - and there is brawn and finely so shakes.
 - Do not shake - smiles Vladimir Vladimirovich, - I for ketchup.

 - Mascara ?! Lipstick ?! Pencil ?! Black, not blue! Well, everything! .. I'm ready!
 - Laying Olveyz?
 - But I have a leather underwear !!!
 - Then a lord ...

 - Here KAMAZ - a good car! I bought - and I do not regret. Hikogo! ..

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