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3 short jokes

Putin sharply opens the refrigerator door
Lo and behold - and there is brawn and finely so shakes.
 - Do not shake - smiles Vladimir Vladimirovich, - I for ketchup.

 - Mascara ?! Lipstick ?! Pencil ?! Black, not blue! Well, everything! .. I'm ready!
 - Laying Olveyz?
 - But I have a leather underwear !!!
 - Then a lord ...

 - Here KAMAZ - a good car! I bought - and I do not regret. Hikogo! ..
Humor
"Open the door of the elevator, and out, limping, came a man with a stick and a backpack. On his face was a smile "
Genius! She locked her car, forgetting the keys inside, then she leaned the tennis ball against the lock.
The effect of passing through the door: why we forget why we came
I wanted to sleep on Saturday, but my mother opened the door with her key and began to fry chebureki.
They came to my mother without warning and opened the door with their key.
NaVOLYali "glamorous bastard"
25 hilarious Fuzzies, which are not allowed to go home. And for only the hosts wrong with them?
Dinner with Vladimir Putin (12 photos)
Pensioner Lyudmila Putina made an offer
With Mamaev Kurgan kicked veteran
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"Open the door of the elevator, and out, limping, came a man with a stick and a backpack. On his face was a smile "
...
Genius! She locked her car, forgetting the keys inside, then she leaned the tennis ball against the lock.
...
The effect of passing through the door: why we forget why we came
...
I wanted to sleep on Saturday, but my mother opened the door with her key and began to fry chebureki.
...
They came to my mother without warning and opened the door with their key.
...
NaVOLYali "glamorous bastard"
...
25 hilarious Fuzzies, which are not allowed to go home. And for only the hosts wrong with them?
...
Dinner with Vladimir Putin (12 photos)
...
Pensioner Lyudmila Putina made an offer
...
With Mamaev Kurgan kicked veteran
 You did not stand there!  The attack on London: the city put troops