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The story is about how to look hacker break-ins, if the server were dining, and software - salt.





Day One
Hacker comes to dining and public indignation he finds that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and who got to pour everything. Hacker comes home and wrote an angry letter to the director of the dining room: "I, meG @ Duc, discovered the vulnerability salt shaker in your dining room. An attacker can open and pour the salt to poison! Take action immediately! »

Day Two
Director, among others, business letters, requests for supplies of food and courier receives the notification letter and shrugs: "To this nonsense just came to mind?»

Day five
The hacker comes into the dining room, he pours poison in all the salt shakers. He killed three hundred men, director three months drag on ships and, eventually, to justify the absence of crime. Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, you see?».

Day 96th
Director buys specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors to the dining room feel that they are in this life for something do not understand.

Day 97th
Hacker discovers a hole in saltcellars passed salt on both sides. And not just salt, but in general anything. He wrote an indignant letter to the Director and pissing all the salt cellar dining room. Three hundred people drop out of the dining room at all, thirty-admitted to hospital with poisoning. Hacker after the director sends a sms-ku "Well, how do you?". Director Meanwhile three months drag on ships and give the year of probation.

Day 188th
Director dining vows in life no longer work in either the dining room, and silently to ship forest in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new salt shaker one-way valve. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt and distribute the salt by hand.

Day 190th
Hacker tyrit salt shaker from the dining room of her home and studies the device. He writes an angry letter to the director: "I, meG @ Duc, steal the salt shaker, and I find this fact is outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shaker from the dining room! "Before that teetotal director reads the letter, goes home and drinks vodka.

Day 193 th
Hacker discovers that all salt shakers in the dining chains nailed to the table. He comes the next hacker SPRYG and report on their progress, getting there is a well-deserved reward for protecting the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the director anything about it does not know or sopetsya ahead of time.

Day 194th
As part of the diabolical genius thought-operation SPRYGom all hackers break into the dining room and pour salt salt shakers from all his pockets. Hacker meG @ Duc wrote an indignant letter to the director, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the dining room there is any reptile can rob honest people salt in an instant. Salt dispenser with a desperately needed authorization.

Engineers in the sweat of working on a new salt shaker as a waitress again, handing the salt by hand. The director goes on holiday to the Seychelles and dinner only in the room, avoiding the cafeterias, restaurants and bars.

Day 200th
Visitors to the dining room with horror found that to pour salt, they should go to the waiter, to present a passport, to receive a special one-time eight-digit code to the shaker. For pepper procedure should be repeated.

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