Graduation degree of intoxication Bashny.Net

100 - You want to start all over again and the first thing to miss another pile.
200 - you just puchit of love for one's neighbor, especially if the neighbor is a woman.
300 - You have opened my eyes, everything around you brothers and who are looking for them to cut the throat.
400 - Everything - cattle.
500 - Dose - philosophical. The brain is overwhelmed with great ideas, and filthy mouth can not translate them into Russian.
600 - you climb over the world to dizzying heights, which somehow begin to feel sick.
700-800 - do not remember anything, but eyewitnesses assert that all mangled you mean in the family still was Ilya Muromets.
900 - There is a sharp cutting feeling: how is it that life is almost lived, and the tree is not built, the house is not begotten son is not planted. I wanted to start to change and stand up, and was only fart, and lie down. "Waiter, a hundred grams of a third table. For the ladies present here ».
1000 - Well, another liter of vodka in the world has become smaller.