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That's how people pozdavlyayut each other, with Valentine's Day (February 14):
"Dear Elena, I give you this set of underwear two sizes larger, for you to understand that my standards of female beauty are slightly different from yours.»
"Dear Oleg, I give you this mirror. Now you understand why I so often rzhu aloud. »
"Dear Sonya, I give you this stopwatch and calculator for you to understand at last that, at my age, hourly wage - is robbery.»
"Dear Sasha, I'll give to the empty purse. I think this gift is very accurately characterizes you. »
"Dear Natasha, Valentine's Day, I give you this sign that says" Prada. " Wear it to health. »
"Dear Masha! I give you this passport in your name. Now familiar to you will no longer threaten me article. »
"Dear Simon, I give you this rubber woman, that you compare and knew not that I Dummy.»
"Dear Olga, I give you the multiplication table. Do some math and leave me alone. »
"Bob, I give you this drip. Now you can drip on brains more efficiently and professionally. »
"Dear World, I give you this box of high-calorie chocolates with nuts, which intend to eat himself, because you are on a diet for the second year.»
"Dear Alex, I give you this line, so you can bring your self-esteem in sexual terms in line with the sad reality»
"Dear Sasha, I give you this woman's dress in case you need to urgently leave the winter. Your Lenin. "
"Dear Elena, I give you this set of underwear two sizes larger, for you to understand that my standards of female beauty are slightly different from yours.»
"Dear Oleg, I give you this mirror. Now you understand why I so often rzhu aloud. »
"Dear Sonya, I give you this stopwatch and calculator for you to understand at last that, at my age, hourly wage - is robbery.»
"Dear Sasha, I'll give to the empty purse. I think this gift is very accurately characterizes you. »
"Dear Natasha, Valentine's Day, I give you this sign that says" Prada. " Wear it to health. »
"Dear Masha! I give you this passport in your name. Now familiar to you will no longer threaten me article. »
"Dear Simon, I give you this rubber woman, that you compare and knew not that I Dummy.»
"Dear Olga, I give you the multiplication table. Do some math and leave me alone. »
"Bob, I give you this drip. Now you can drip on brains more efficiently and professionally. »
"Dear World, I give you this box of high-calorie chocolates with nuts, which intend to eat himself, because you are on a diet for the second year.»
"Dear Alex, I give you this line, so you can bring your self-esteem in sexual terms in line with the sad reality»
"Dear Sasha, I give you this woman's dress in case you need to urgently leave the winter. Your Lenin. "
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