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Somehow came home in the trash, broke my father's thermos, and so I was not broke mom decided to blame the cat. Took out a piece of sausage from the refrigerator, nadgryz it and put it on a saucer. Next to the table on which stood a saucer, leave it as is (the collapsed thermos and everything else). Type cat climbed up on the table on which stood a dish with sausage and a thermos, and when eaten, that touched the tail thermos and he fell.
When in the morning my mother saw all this rosin, then broke on the first day of ...
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