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15 signs that you are drunk
1. In fact, you do not drink ...
2. You left work an hour early, you're having fun, you are happy, you are talented ...
3. Everyone around started talking extraordinarily funny things ...
4. Zinaida very personal, in spite of his fifty-seven and a false breast and seems to the eye.
5. You are talking to someone, that all life will love her only one.
6. You have a cigarette goes out all the time.
7. In the mouth you came galloping herd of horses and, apparently, is going to spend the night there.
8. urinal you carefully look down, resting his head against the wall.
9. Then you will not need a bottle?
10. Are you sure you remember that you had another 50 rubles.
11. You walk down the street in winter slippers.
12. You know that in order to go ten meters, you need to turn over several times through the head, the bounce of the fence and shoulder dislocated leg.
13. All the counter very brazen look at you. Right arise.
14. Are you flirting police.
15. You just lie down a bit, and everything goes.
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2. You left work an hour early, you're having fun, you are happy, you are talented ...
3. Everyone around started talking extraordinarily funny things ...
4. Zinaida very personal, in spite of his fifty-seven and a false breast and seems to the eye.
5. You are talking to someone, that all life will love her only one.
6. You have a cigarette goes out all the time.
7. In the mouth you came galloping herd of horses and, apparently, is going to spend the night there.
8. urinal you carefully look down, resting his head against the wall.
9. Then you will not need a bottle?
10. Are you sure you remember that you had another 50 rubles.
11. You walk down the street in winter slippers.
12. You know that in order to go ten meters, you need to turn over several times through the head, the bounce of the fence and shoulder dislocated leg.
13. All the counter very brazen look at you. Right arise.
14. Are you flirting police.
15. You just lie down a bit, and everything goes.
Sent by Zidane
