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Girl comes to girlfriends and says:
 -I Do not take to college!
 Why ???
 I do not devstvenitsa.
 -And You take the film from kalbasy and paste it into pi * dy, as I do myself.
 She did as she advised her friend and went to the gynecologist, Snell pants and sat in a chair.
 The doctor pushes the fingers and a long long long look, then another covenant and dvoem long long long look.
 Then comes the third and see five minutes of watching the girl said: -You know, I have 30 years working here, but the first time I see pi * dy with a shelf life!

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