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Macho.
 He. Lying on his back, his hands behind his head.
 Female. On it, intense jumps, reaches orgasm, falls helplessly.
 He. Lighting: "Not bad, but I've been better»
 Supermacho.
 He. Lying on his back, his hands behind his head.
 Female. Crawl all over his body here for half an hour, trying to somehow excite his
 He. Lighting "And often you so?»

The surgeon pushes his Mercedes to the service station.
 The mechanic starts to repair it and says:
 - Look, I open the hood, drives the motor, brush everything spins it back.
 After doing the same thing as you. But why do you get so much, and I'm so little? After all, the work is very similar.
 - You think so? - It meets the surgeon - and you try to repair the engine when it is running.

The teacher walks into the classroom and saw the word "penis", written in small letters on the board.
 She takes tyarpku and quickly wipes the floor.
 The next day again on the chalkboard: "penis", but more letters.
She wiped again.
 And so the whole week, day by day the word has been written all in capital letters.
 And she kept it washed.
 Once, when she thought that the word should have been written on the entire board, she saw the inscription on the board:
 "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets ..."