Traditional Christmas Signs
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1. If at 23:50 December 31, you can see on TV two Presidents reading New Year's address - it means your celebration of the New Year is going to plan.
2. If the president and a half - you someone has already gone to the eye, but the celebration is the normal rate.
3. If the president of the big three - you somewhere and for some reason in a hurry.
4. If the President on you - get up from the floor.
5. If the President faces and poses of your ship so cool - you have good grass.
6. If the President appeals to you personally, and shakes his hand through the TV - the second and third Marochko were superfluous.
7. If the President has not seen or heard - someone had smashed the TV.
8. If the president is sitting in a fire - a reflection of your Christmas tree: extinguish it and do not buy Chinese garlands.
9. If the President alone, and you know what, and what he says - you are very, very boring, but remember: still fixable!
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