Traditional Christmas Signs

1. If at 23:50 December 31, you can see on TV two Presidents reading New Year's address - it means your celebration of the New Year is going to plan.

2. If the president and a half - you someone has already gone to the eye, but the celebration is the normal rate.

3. If the president of the big three - you somewhere and for some reason in a hurry.

4. If the President on you - get up from the floor.

5. If the President faces and poses of your ship so cool - you have good grass.

6. If the President appeals to you personally, and shakes his hand through the TV - the second and third Marochko were superfluous.

7. If the President has not seen or heard - someone had smashed the TV.

8. If the president is sitting in a fire - a reflection of your Christmas tree: extinguish it and do not buy Chinese garlands.

9. If the President alone, and you know what, and what he says - you are very, very boring, but remember: still fixable!