Wedding in Azerbaijani Bashny.Net

Wedding - the most favorite event in Azerbaijan. The most favorite and most traditional. According to tradition it can compete unless the funeral, but who would call the funeral of his passion?

But the wedding like everything: how to organize, and just be a guest, to dance, there is plenty, again dancing again have to talk toast and immediately drink again there and again to dance, to be photographed with the young, to discuss other guests smilingly communicate with relatives which a hundred years not seen, again, eat, drink, dance and listen to ... well ... toastmaster about it, actually, and will be discussed ...

I must say that though the Azerbaijani wedding extract the surviving traditions, but modern and indispensable Europeanization and touched them. From Mendelssohn's march, a white dress of the bride, cake, throwing the bouquet and all sorts of gadgets: synthesizers, videosemochye system monitors around the room, digital cameras, and other things.

Here's one some of the pieces and caused considerable scandal.

He worked at a wedding somewhere in the central part of the country, between the mountains and fields, a veteran Toastmaster. The wedding was not for him a tenth or even a hundredth. All texts and all the nuances of the ceremony Tamada knew by heart, and have long lost sense of celebration, has acquired not only experience, but also a fair cynicism ...

That evening he went to the people with remarkable technical innovation known among professional zvukovikov as "Headset". It's a microphone that is mounted directly on the head and hands are released, giving the space movements. Wireless microphones, thick like bananas, weddings operated for a long time, adiogarnitury same transmitter that is attached somewhere on the belt, and a tiny mikrofonchik sticks out right near lips were just. And our Tamada came with the headset, proud of technical progress, and a - a direct participant in such progress ... However, during the wedding toastmaster habitually sucked in due course and, prigublivaya of solid glass to toast each, it is not bad ... um ... get drunk. But the form, of course, not professionally filed.

Toast ... dtsat Tamada decided to make a toast "For our beauty, with the only light in the window of his father and mother, which they generously shared with the best of men - the groom, for its elegance, for her beauty, for her mind for her ... In general, Let's drink to ... "Here on the second Toastmasters turned to the nearest musician and mistakenly not covering the microphone with his hand, and a glass (a microphone as he was, and remained near the mouth), said at the top of the speakers:

 - How the b * yad name in white sundress?
 Hall in shock.
 Tamada after realizing made - too.
 They beat him a long and tedious.
 Leaving travmopunkta, Tamada with the technique became particularly cautious.