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The Interior Ministry has a wonderful order №220 «On the territory of consolidation units» ...
 So, one of the police departments of the linear transport comes a statement that the carriage of the train lost about fifty of live pigs. Since the loss was discovered a few days later at the final station and operas next "grouse" Well, do not need, "as a result of search operations, it was found that, according to the reference veterinarian" pig jumped from the car to a length greater than 2 m " and therefore, according to the above order, the material was sent for territoriality "guys on the ground."
 In turn, the "guys" a lot of surprised impudence linesmen, found the 2 "eyewitnesses" who saw the pig "wedge" entered the waters of the Gulf of Finland, and sailed towards Kronstadt. The material was taken to Kronstadt, where, as a result of regular "events", it was found that the pigs in Kronstadt not sailed. The material was transferred to a water police ... Heschastnye conductors, realizing that they were made "extreme" ... found the yacht, the crew is "seen" as a herd of pigs, a change of course, sailed to Finland. Consequential request to the consulate of Finland: "Do not sailed to you our pig?"
 Stunned Finns officially declare that no pigs on the territory of Finland did not come ... exhausted conductors written material in abandoned:
 "In connection with the observed **. **. 98 excitement on the Gulf of Finland is estimated to be 2 points, SVIHEY PRIZHAT killed in the struggle with the elements" ... The material was deposited in the archives ...