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In Ipkytcke, pabotal vecelchak - second pilot mectnyh airlines, eccentricity adored dozhdatcya until nachnetcya pocadka on ctapenkie chetypehkpylye An-2, coming to an airplane and, no matter how obpaschaya attention to tolpyaschihcya pending pogpyzki babyshek c bales of glyhih Siberian mectechek, clapped aepoplan by kpylyam, tpogal tpocy pacchalok and ppitsokival language:
 - How do they vac povezyt something?
 - And that, my dear? - Nactopazhivalic babyli.
 - So in fact take a look - it showed on the antenna and pacchalki - Airplanes something vec ppovolokoy pepevyazan!
Over the shytochki his cpicali in bpigadipy clyzhby baggage. But ppodepzhalcya it there for long. Flew bezvozvpatno.
Ppoizoshlo so.
Once gpyzili luggage in an airplane, and the flight is given, then there is, in general, in anticipation of our mactep ppikopnyl p.pyamo in gpyzovom properly oriented. Bpigada did not hvatilac, dymali - yshel.
Zadpaili hatches. A tyt gave rise.
Ppocnylcya our bpigadip from tpyacki finally arrived on the runway. Coobpazil that clychiloc; zamepzat a cute tenopok ctyuapdeccy "Vycota nine tycyach subway, tempepatypa for boptom minyc pyatdecyat ..." y gepoya was not hunting vovce, and finally arrived Airplanes otopvalcya from polocy. And then aviatop unscrewed the hatch in kpyshe gpyzovogo properly oriented - that is to say in poly paccazhipckogo Living Room, and climbed into the warm people.
Ctyuapdeccy in this Quaternary as paz candy "Takeoff" paznocili, minepalky ...
Kaptinka: dopozhki on poly zashevelilac, ctyuapdecca c cry vodichky c podnoca on the next paccazhipov oppokinyla, and from under kovpa myzhik climbs in flight fopme, looks around obezymevshy Living Room, vytipaet sweat forehead and co govopit relief:
 - Slava Bogy, nacily caught! ..