20 signs that you are living under the poverty line

1. You have a lot of time mending his basket.
2. Rest you do not go, and go.
3. You make mayonnaise.
4. Do you know where you can buy inexpensive shortenings.
5. You will notice that the salt has risen.
6. Worst risen.
7. The horror as the salt has risen!
8. In your television cracked lens.
9. Videos you look through the window, and just dance to the music from behind the wall.
10. Do you know 100 recipes of bread and onions.
11. technicals in bread, it turns out, many earn!
12. Your wife says Sidorov collect more bottles than you.
13. You have tried to deal with taxi driver on his old bike.
14. You have decided to sell their family dining aluminum.
15. Your son is in jail, and there is a decent earning.
16. your hamster eats you. And cockroaches feed you harder.
17. The Ravens begin to displace you from your ecological niche.
18. The fashion for your casual wear something out, then back again.
19. You durable socks with a good thick soles.
20. You teach the students or the philosophy of quantum mechanics