As the crew members made fun of the captain

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The captain went on a flight from a terrible hangover. He commanded an assistant and fell asleep safely. After a while, the navigator woke him up:

- Comrade captain! Below the level of the waterline formed a huge hole!

The captain tried to put his thoughts together and asked:

- Can we fix it?

- No way!

- Then lower the boats! the captain said in a more confident voice.

- Forgot the boats to man us, comrade Captain!

- Listen to my command: crew members and passengers to distribute life jackets.

- Comrade Captain, there is only one vest! said the navigator, extending his vest towards the captain.

The captain thought for a couple of seconds and suddenly snatched this vest, put it on quickly, and then went straight overboard. The voice of the navigator followed him:

- Comrade Captain, where are you going? It's Fool's Day! It was a prank.

"Where the hell is the hole? Where the hell do we have a waterline?! the captain of the plane thought in panic, seeing under him a plowed field of wheat...

via factroom.ru