Exercises. Flies a nuclear bomber and suddenly something falls off...

Twenty years ago, on one of the Russian airfields was held military exercises. All very serious: the aircraft was supposed to fly with a full load. To see this invited special Commission of staff officers headed by a senior General of a combat veteran. He immediately refused to look at the teachings of the bunker, saying that he wanted to see with my own eyes.

To deny the General nobody dare. Almost all of the Board next to the runway, which is already gaining speed bomber, equipped with nuclear bomb. Then suddenly from the plane separated incomprehensible huge thing that looks similar to a bomb, and Bouncing, he rolled to the side of the Commission. All the officers in a panic rushed into the nearest ditch, and the General remained standing, laughing loudly.

Bandra made a few more jumps and stopped. The officers began to get out of the ditch, cursing and trying to brush the dirt off. One of them ran to the General and asked:

— Comrade General, why do not you rushed to the shelter? It could be a real bomb?!

And what's the point? She's nuclear... — said the General, shrugging his shoulders.

via factroom.ru