Really useful horoscope for next year!

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ARIES (March 21 — April 20)

System of your cytochrome P450 will have a maximum light absorption at a wavelength of 450 nm. It will have to wait for a sudden but brief encounters with bile and fatty acids (especially unsaturated), phenolic metabolites, and even by xenobiotics. In any case, everything will end with the hydroxylation or some oxygenase reaction, for example, oxidative dealkylation, so nothing to worry about.

Friday will always be a go for Thursday, and almost always before the Sabbath. This relationship will be so strong that it can't affect the Moon, the lander "Fily", or Matt Taylor, even if it is in the same shirt. In 2016 you can expect 52 weeks, and Friday will be in each of them. The year will end for you on Saturday, what can definitely be considered a good coincidence and a sign that the stars favor you.

TAURUS (April 21 — may 21)

Your main oxygen-carrying protein is a haemoglobin. And that's great news, because if it had been copper-containing hemocyanin, then with high probability you would have been a cephalopod mollusk. Well, or horseshoe crab. In the best case — bordered song. And with iron it's not so simple, because if in place of hemoglobin was also iron chlorocruorin, you would not be able to read a single sentence from this post, because it would be a polychaete worm, and not every. And the presence of iron-containing hemerythrin also can not be considered luck, because it is found in General sipunculid or priapulid.

Especially for you in 2016 there will be 4 seasons, for convenience, they will go for each other. Actually next year will be the year of certainty: each day is 24 hours, each hour 60 minutes, and the standard acceleration of free fall in the coming year will be 9,80665 m/S2.

GEMINI (may 22 — June 21)

Acetylcholine will remain the main neurotransmitter for signal transmission from nerves to muscles. Almost always this will lead to any result. Unfortunately, in the synaptic cleft, the acetylcholine is quickly degraded by acetylcholinesterase, so impressions of his meeting with the receptors of the postsynaptic membrane will turn out blurry. Acetylcholine still will not differ great clarity in relationships, so interact will as with M-and N-cholinergic receptors, generously scattered in various nooks and crannies of the body.

This year you will take pleasure in many of the laws, e.g. the law of conservation of mass, the law of Boyle, the Stefan-Boltzmann law, some of Murphy's laws. In addition, in the coming year you be capsule of Shumlyansky-Bowman.

CANCER (June 22 — July 22)

The diameter of your red blood cells will be 6-7 µm. In order to overcome the narrow capillaries, the diameter of which in 2016 will be assessed in 5 micron, your red blood cells will be able to use an elastic membrane to alter cell shape without affecting its functions. Their life expectancy will be up to 120 days! Red blood cells will deliver you joy and oxygen and you will be able to share with them the experiences and carbon dioxide. Thus, like the Taurus, the red cells in your blood will carry the hemoglobin, either in oxidized or in reduced form.

In 2016 you will be available in about 1,5-2 thousands of stars can be seen with the naked eye at night, especially moonless, especially in the countryside. With the improvement of the capacity of the eye the number of visible objects will grow in proportion to the optical power used in the devices of the lenses. In the southern and Northern hemispheres especially for you in 2016, will be prepared different sets of stars and star clusters, are available for viewing.

LEO (July 23 — August 22)

Next year you will find a difficult job — to develop and select from 219 to 949 liters secondary urine. There is good news — 91-96% of this amount falls on the water. Moreover, in 2016 you will have a unique opportunity to change the color of his urine. For example, the b-vitamins will color it in bright yellow or even light orange, and if orange want more, you can add rifampicin or phenazopyridine. Pinkish color urine will provide beet and dishes based on it. With the help of asparagus can make the jet a greenish hue, and methylene blue, as well as the corresponding food coloring will allow you to achieve different shades of the shortwave part of the visible spectrum.

In the coming year you will be surrounded by an atmosphere composed of nitrogen (~78%), oxygen (~21%), argon (~0,93%), carbon dioxide (~0,04%), in addition, will be added to it neon, helium, methane, krypton, hydrogen, xenon and from 0.2 to 2.5% water vapor. All of this will push you to reasonable limits, depending on the altitude above sea level and some other parameters. For example, if you are in the so-called "eye" of the hurricane, the pressure will be smaller, as in the case of Wilma (October 2005) — about 661 mm Hg.St. But in Mongolia in Tosontsengel in 2001 it was possible to run on all 814 mm Hg.St, these places are best avoided.

VIRGO (August 23 — September 22)

In 2016 you get lucky: your stomach will produce on average about 1.5 l of fresh juice a day. The total area of the suction surface of the villi of the small intestine is 4-6 square meters. Just your disposal will be provided around 4 billion of the villi. However, they are unevenly distributed: 40 PCs per 1 square mm in the duodenum and ileum — only 12 to 14 pieces in 1 sq. mm. But next year, the diameter of the colon can increase from 6-8 to 40-45 centimeters. In addition, in the digestive tract, you will be working 35 sphincters.

Underfoot you will have the Land, and the variations of crustal thickness will be from 5 to 70 km, depending on the specific location. Somewhere 2890 km below the level of the legs start the outer core, and with a 5150-the internal. Even lower — elephants, under them — a turtle, then again elephants, and then Australia. The most common chemical element in the earth's crust — oxygen, almost half by weight (49.1 per cent), but breathing it will not work, because he's bound. Following the mass of silicon (26%), followed by aluminium (of 7.45%), then iron (4,2%), calcium (3.25 percent), sodium (2.4%), potassium (2,35%), magnesium (2,35%), hydrogen (1%), etc. decreasing. Specific figures may vary depending on the source, but the order of the elements in 2016 will remain the same.

LIBRA (September 23 — October 22)

You will have the total capacity of the lungs, which will include vital capacity (VC) and residual volume of the lungs (OOL). At the same time in YELLOW will be included as respiratory volume (UP) and two reserve volume — inhale (the ROVD) and exhalation (ROWID). In this case, you will be able to fold ROWID and OOL and to functional residual capacity (FRC). Interestingly, with all this variety you use, you'll mostly respiratory volume (UP), i.e. about 500 ml of air. Only 70% of inhaled air reaches the alveoli and participates in gas exchange, 30% will ventilate the respiratory tract, the so-called "dead space".

In 2016 the largest representatives of the animal Kingdom are insects, they have about 20% of all species on the planet, although the true extent is still not known, according to various estimates insects may be 2.6 to 7.8 million species, and are only about 1 million, the best studied of Coleoptera, described about 400 thousand species and 2 with small thousand new species are added each year. Lepidoptera, Diptera and Hymenoptera are studied worse, they are described in the 90-150 thousand species each, in the year adds another 600-1100 species. One of the representatives of Diptera — Drosophila (fruit fly) is one of the most popular model organisms in scientific research, especially in genetics. It should be noted that next year your genome about 70% will correspond to the genome of Drosophila, sekvenirovanie in 2000.

SCORPIO (October 23 — November 21)

Throughout the year you will be available as a non-specific and specific immunity. Among the factors of nonspecific immunity in your disposal are, in particular, the Mucins produced by the epithelial cells of the respiratory tract, digestive tract and urogenital system; anatomical barriers; multi-layered, constantly updated epithelium; acidic aggressive environment; microbes-commensals; Toll-like receptors; secretory immunoglobulin a; signaling molecules epithelium. All this diversity will protect you in process of forces and opportunities from the invasion of any, including as yet unknown pathogens. And more difficult by the specific immunity that acts purposefully against certain viruses, bacteria, fungi, or protozoa will be able to learn and remember "outsiders", so that when you meet them to react more sharply and more efficiently.

In 2016, the first thousand digits of π is as follows: 3,1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 — December 21)

Next year you have a heart cycle duration of 0.8-1.0, and about half of it will occur in diastole, that is, the rest and relaxation of the heart muscle. Work heart is only 0.1 + 0.33 during the systole of Atria and ventricles, respectively. However, during the year, the powerhouse will run through about 3.5 million liters of blood, which can be immersed in the composition 40 "gasoline" tank cars model 15-869. And that's just at rest, under load, the volume will increase substantially, so the need for tanks will increase.

In 2016, the brain will still force you to do silly things, and find out why he does so, it will be possible from the same books ASI Kuznetsova.You can also calculate the amount of biotech and win the fight for GMO with the filing of Alexander Pankina, and those who want to dispel among the myths about human evolution, fit the book by Alexander Sokolov. And in 2016-m to year, you expect a powerful snegopad, threatening irrevocable enlightenment of the brain.

CAPRICORN (December 22 — January 19)

In 2016 you will experience the need for vitamins. Moreover, regardless of the opinions of various "experts in nutrition", these substances will not so much. Fat soluble it will continue to be only A, E, D and K. more water Soluble — B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B7, B9, B12 and vitamin C. And that's it. Some along the way have been renamed, for example, RR has become B3, and H — B7. No B4, B8, B17, U, F, L1, L2 and other do not exist. Of course, these letters can you name some substances, especially if they offered to purchase for a considerable amount of money, but essential in trace amounts they do not get this. For example, vitamin F are often called essential fatty acids. Yes, they are really needed, but not in "vitamin", and in a very industrial quantities. And sold under the name vitamin B17 is supposedly anti-cancer amygdalin at certain coincidence of circumstances can significantly impair health and life.

In the coming year the people around you will continue to believe in quotes. However, even in 2016, Churchill will not be the author of the dictum "he who at 20 years is not a socialist has no heart; he who at 30 (40,50 — depends on the imagination quoting) years not a conservative, has no brains" and "the end justifies the means" and will not be able to draw to Machiavelli. The same fate will befall Bismarck and paper on which are written agreements with Russia, go to the same healthy spirit in a healthy body, Avicenna, hung with rings and costly garments, as well as Hippocrates, who, it seems, uttered on a dozen new collections.

AQUARIUS (January 20 — February 18)

Next year in the internal environment of your body and there is not a single process, the result of which would be ethanol. Ethanol, which is incorrectly referred to as "endogenous", will continue to occur in the external environment, more precisely in the lumen of the intestine and then absorbed into the bloodstream. The number of microbial brew is still not very large, about 3 g per day. Avoid intestinal colonization by Saccharomyces cerevisiae, they are able to deliver products of ethanol on stream, which will lead to permanent drunkenness. "Auto-brewery syndrome" have been described, and it seems unlikely that such patients were happy.

X-rays in 2016 will occur under heavy braking (impact) of the accelerated electrons on the anode, except that 99% of energy will go into heat and only 1% actually in radiation. However, this will still be enough in order to use x-ray diagnostics. Bone x-rays will look lighter, so take less radiation, airy fabric darker. However, radiologists will continue to lead the people in a stupor, calling bright spot in the light "blackout." From funk to come out quite easily, remembering that the x-ray, in fact — negative. And if it were printed on photo paper, the light spot would be dark, so that the radiologists are right.

PISCES (February 19 — March 20)

3D in games, film and TV in 2016 you will be built largely on deception of the brain, not the reproduction of real surround view. As a phony subject will continue to use the parallax one, but not the only mechanism of real 3D view. And since "supposedly" 3D is built on shoving a brain into a different reality only one option, return to the real reality is not always painless, may go blind, may be especially susceptible to feel sick. So in 3D, as with many other things in life in the coming year, the main thing — without fanaticism.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, depends on the preset in the Outlook settings, vaccination remains the only really effective method of preventing infections. Antibiotics even in 2016 you will not learn to deal with SARS and did not acquire a "preventive" effect. Non-woven medical mask can better prevent the spread of infection if they are wearing are sick, not healthy, but from the smog they have in 2016 will not help. Garlic for colds this zodiac sign it is best to assign along with stewed lamb or as part of the sate. Lemon — as part of any tea. Mustard — mustard with steak. Banks are better to choose large, stable, with a valid license of the CBR.published

Author: Alexey Vodovozov


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