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Brilliant aphorisms Ioannina Ipohorskoy
Some people have the gift to express complex ideas clearly and concisely. One of them - a Polish artist, journalist, writer and translator Janina Ipohorskaya. She was co-founder of the magazine "Pshekruy» (Przekrój), known for his collections of aphorisms far outside Poland.
Today Website divided stunning Ipohorskoy statements about men, women, and all that close to any of us.
Three things can not be forgiven for women. But no one knows what, and why. Dedicate your sorrows for half an hour every day and use the half hour to take a nap. In the life of man, there are two periods when he does not understand a woman: before marriage and after. If an ordinary woman and a man considered a mediocre one another extraordinary - this is love. If a woman says more than usual, so something from you hide. Even the most superstitious person will not give up the thirteenth salary. Smart people know that you can believe only half of what we say. But only very intelligent know exactly which half. Men only pretend to not understand women. It is cheaper to have them. The boy becomes completely unbearable when approaching fifty years. A young woman lying in wait for a thousand dangers, but only a few of them are a real pleasure. If you recognized the woman at her age, so she was left out of it. When you finally weigh as much as you would like to weigh in, I want to place this weight differently. Career woman is given more difficult, because they do not have a wife who pushed them forward. What can not be hidden, even if powder. Fate does not give, and only lends. To look like a goddess, you need 20 minutes. But to look natural, it is necessary for 3 hours. Buy a dog. This is the only way to buy love with money. If you see a sober Santa Claus, then it probably is - Santa Claus. If you tell her that she was more beautiful than any in the world, it can not you believe it. But if you say that she is beautiful Zosia, Yadi, Helenka and Basia - believe it instantly. The biggest influence on mankind had books, which almost no one read. Girls who know the spelling is really good, do not wear too short skirts. character flaws should be able to wear. Men do not realize how much they owe the female imagination. Diploma of the institution: a document certifying that you had a chance to learn something. Women, like children, like to say "no." Men are like children who take it seriously. Look at the portraits of all the great philosophers, and then try to deny that thinking is old! If two men talk, they talk about themselves. When two women talk, they talk about the third. Not to get up early in the morning, we must also stop to sleep.
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