44 horror stories of Russian grammar

Russian language is simple and clear. For speakers of Russian, of course. For the rest of this dark forest because the Russian language - one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world.

Even we, native speakers, there is always something to learn. And more. And more. Because our motto - "study, study and study again».

And the native language does not give us a chance to provide rust and develop throughout life.





44 rules of Russian grammar in the examples to the contrary, or find a mistake in each sentence:

1. The subject, it does not need to be clarified pronoun.

2. Remember that in most cases a bunch of "how" can be eliminated.

3. Some people have forgotten the rules matching the main parts of the sentence.

4. Possessive pronouns must be able to competently use, depending on the function they are even.

5. If you want to use a verb, then it must be properly conjugate, and not as the author of want.

6. Do not attempt to avoid double negatives.

7. The passive voice should be normally avoid.

8. Do not forget about the letter "e", otherwise it is difficult to distinguish between deaths and deaths, the sky and the sky, a donkey and a donkey, perfect and perfect, anything and everything.

9. And in the office offshore crystal-clear about where the twin consonants are written and where they are not justified by the twin.

10. The word "no" does not have a form of change.

11. Soft sign in uncertain form of the verb should be located in place that sometimes zabyvaetsya.

12. Often people nirazu correctly ninapishet "no" and "no" to the verbs and adverbs.

13. Poor knowing grammar, complex designs should be used with caution.

14. We want to note that change a person on whose behalf the statement of the author of this article does not recommend.

15. The author uses participial should not forget about punctuation.
16. Do not use commas, where they are not needed.

17. The introductory design course highlight commas.

18. Moreover, some of the words, literally, very similar to the opening, just never give out a comma.

19. Put the right-dash dashes long, with spaces and hyphens little - a little shorter, with no spaces.

20. Those who finishes the sentence pretext to send. Not for the sake of roughness, but the order to.

21. Check the text and missed the extra words in the text.

22. The rule states that "indirect speech in quotation marks are not taken».

23. The answer is negative to the question of whether to put a question mark in a sentence with an interrogative indirect speech?

24. Never give out the word in capital letters.

25. No narcissistic Bank, its President and Chairman of the Board of Directors are not written with a capital letter.

26. Praviryayte napesanie dictionary words.

27. Vail numerals can be one hundred and twenty five ways, but only one of them is correct.

28 weeks do not divide or connect different mother, and write something with a hyphen.

29. Restraint presentation - always absolutely the best way to feed the stunning ideas.

30. Exaggeration is a million times worse than understatement.

31. Unnecessary analogy in the text - as a fur coat, tucked into pants.

32. Do not use long words where you can apply neprodolzhitelnozvuchaschie.

33. Be more or less specific.

34. As taught Emerson: "Do not quote. Report own thoughts ».

35. It is our deep conviction that we believe that the author when he writes lyrics, definitely should not acquire a bad habit, which consists in the fact that the use of too many unnecessary words that actually totally not necessary in order to express their thoughts .

36. Clean up and expelled from the speech tautology - excessive luxuries.

37. consciously resist the temptation to maintain harmony.

38. Hanizyvanie nouns to each other leads to difficulty understanding the method of solution of the equation.

39. Clarifications in brackets (though significant) are (usually) unnecessary.
40. If you want to be understood correctly, never use foreign language.

41. Use of terms whose values ​​you do not quite understand, can lead to an affected insinuations in your address.

42. Use nerusifitsirovannogo font leads to íåïðåäñêàçóåìûì ïîñëåäñòâèÿì.

43. For the sake of representativeness be creative promoter native-Russian synonyms for top ranking position preferences.

44. If, in short, the type you want to listen to you, as it were, the weeds do not use too much, here.

Translation: you will lose - Russian handwriting sometimes makes me cry.

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