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Confessions of a tattoo
None of his work here or addresses do not spread.
It will be a little obscene letters directly related to one of the oldest art forms of art, but I hope that those who are interested will master reading this and gourmets and aesthetes immediately let hodyut by cash :)
All text consists solely of personal experience and subjective assessments.
Go into too much depth and strew the terminology will not, so as not to drive the lovers into melancholy light syllable tyrnete without written me about the tattoo and thousands statёv opusёv.
Itak- I lived in Odessa dusty © Pushkin (the dick I say, I schA live here and do not cough)
I'll start with myself, have been working for more than 8 years working as a tattoo artist and a master of permanent makeup (tattooing), the izspolzuyu pendosovskoe equipment
Italian, and Japanese pigments ((Farbulki- more simply) with Ukr.- Farba- paint.))
Perhaps startanu with the bulk of the clientele a tattoo parlor in the spa town is our charmer who when walking flat feet on the pavement, the peasants manage assholes vertical smile.
It has been for more than the last 5 years notice and fix this statistics- 10 carcasses prihodyaschik mnu to embellish their Teles, 7-8 of them are with pronounced secondary sexual characteristics in the form of mammary glands.
That observation is currently -80 percent wanting memorializing themselves '' In memory of Alupka '' (see. Duet Chekhov) is not brutal men who ask them zahuyarit * Che thread such as those at the neck Jora Clooney in the film From * Dusk Till Dawn * and in full themselves such collective and oddly enough capital jane, which in the summer season of all possible Muhosranske povylazili and Goloperdyaevok (or kraynyak of the Moskva no offense to indigenous Muscovites).
Perhaps it is with such * la femme fatale * (cancerous women) and begin:
1) * Can I do on the coccyx beautiful character?
Yes of course, my dear and expensive! possible and even necessary! it's like a fucking trendy
(I will not tell you that I have another five or seven years ago Jam discourage car like you, queen of rural capitals of such blatant garbage at a place like this battered tailbone and lumbar area)
2) * And you do a temporary tattoo on 2-3-6 months ??
-Blya !!! Yes, where you come from? Well, you look through the Suco hard tyrnete where Russian and white, there is no such tattoo? No, I need to fuck the brains, ostensibly my girlfriend made in Moscow temporarily for six months and she is already beginning to go figure (frankly rzhu such naivnYaham in pug face and propose to reduce her girlfriend in a good laser surgery center in 2-3 years, when her time tattoos turn into frank bruise)
I will not complain, there are those among hueputaly * Masters * who are frankly the fact that people come to rest, they are asked to do a tattoo for 3 months (by September shoby them at work direhtor not zarugal)
Here begins a frank razvodnyak:
* Well, you understand, a temporary pigment worth two orders of magnitude more expensive than ordinary paint because some fucking popular and we just do not have time to order it in such quantities as I look out half zaebashil beach and all temporary tattoos)
The body thirsty to your bitsuhi ornament style * * Maori already under the waving mane and agree on the double tariff and eventually gets a tattoo done by conventional ordinary tatuinkami (Tattoo Ink-tobish normal tattoo ink) on the double tariff.
3) Next category- Skydivers * DVD *, in fact it is not from a DVD and VDV-Schnick and others like them, the soldiers who at one time decided to bitsuhi currently zapischlet symbol (emblem) belonging to one or the other kind of troops in which they served .There's simple, find megatalntische with engineering education and artistic skills huyaryat of electric shavers and guitar strings №2 (because deuce better than to sharpen №1) as a pigment ink is used honestly spizzhennye of Lenin's room or at the company commander of the printer.
I'll tell you chestno- Landing Forces !!! You have one of the most popular, because after 5-8 years, your parachutes and fly mouse in the sights-packed with the army, in turn dick understand some jellyfish that do not have any straight lines.
For the tattoo artist you fall into the category of -Kovrovye (angl.-CoverUP-simply put a new floor old pattern).
TK I am no stranger to this subject - I am trying to simply elevate these figures and give the new format without changing the essence and meaning, other masters put pressure on the contrary it abshtaylyung complete, and it should only completely cover a completely new design. and begin to put pressure on what was done in ink and staff cost of the work will cost a half times more expensive than usual.
In these moments has a justifiable logic-I (and the rest of the masters), for example, is much easier to clean the skin to draw much more grafiicheski-complex pattern than rasskryty parachute if to sit and think what would it cut off, so that out of the new drawing is not stood out the contours of a parachute ...
4) A special case for me is a group hungry to your belly crosses life-giving and domes (for those who have no clue - I mean inmates and similar purred.) With these businessmen from God, who is holy believe that in 2014, it is possible for 200 hryvnia ($ 1 = 12.4grn) inside the dome itself zaebashit All puzyaku (because he is a sidekick but he COLITIS ink, and he wants profikraskoy) so the gate turn right price + voicing 2-3 above normal for many years provereno- exhaust them there is no other than ... well, damn nervotrёpki- he leaned back with Toko area just in my head does not fit, just to recharge the car with disposable needle tip is - already 60 hryvnia at the cost of ... So fuck-fuck you Citizens Matroskina
5) Travmatiki- for me it is not traumatic pistols, and people wishing to block taturovkoy injured skin (burns, chemical scars, colloidal scars) That's who I appreciate and respect how their customers, perhaps you are the only ones today who come to the salon with a view turn their external flaws in a sample of art and let you work a little harder in the affected areas of the skin than others, but really much good to see you my sincere joy on her face when instead of a huge burn on the hip you a huge orchid blossoms ...
5) More Madden Traders If you bitch came to the tattoo parlor to audi q7 from Moscow a charged gold and brulyanty Don Corleone, a dick to bargain for 10 baksov- if you call a reasonable price, even for the average Ukrainian man in the street (despite the fact that the same Work will cost you at home in Moscow is 3-4 times more expensive)
Well, sort of a little bit relieved ... and spoke to everyone who still thinks to do a tattoo or not, I recommend to watch the movie-The Tattooist (tattoo artist)
Maybe I'm a bit cynical and sometimes profietiku broke, yes dick with him I think I understand the master normal
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Source:
It will be a little obscene letters directly related to one of the oldest art forms of art, but I hope that those who are interested will master reading this and gourmets and aesthetes immediately let hodyut by cash :)
All text consists solely of personal experience and subjective assessments.
Go into too much depth and strew the terminology will not, so as not to drive the lovers into melancholy light syllable tyrnete without written me about the tattoo and thousands statёv opusёv.
Itak- I lived in Odessa dusty © Pushkin (the dick I say, I schA live here and do not cough)
I'll start with myself, have been working for more than 8 years working as a tattoo artist and a master of permanent makeup (tattooing), the izspolzuyu pendosovskoe equipment
Italian, and Japanese pigments ((Farbulki- more simply) with Ukr.- Farba- paint.))
Perhaps startanu with the bulk of the clientele a tattoo parlor in the spa town is our charmer who when walking flat feet on the pavement, the peasants manage assholes vertical smile.
It has been for more than the last 5 years notice and fix this statistics- 10 carcasses prihodyaschik mnu to embellish their Teles, 7-8 of them are with pronounced secondary sexual characteristics in the form of mammary glands.
That observation is currently -80 percent wanting memorializing themselves '' In memory of Alupka '' (see. Duet Chekhov) is not brutal men who ask them zahuyarit * Che thread such as those at the neck Jora Clooney in the film From * Dusk Till Dawn * and in full themselves such collective and oddly enough capital jane, which in the summer season of all possible Muhosranske povylazili and Goloperdyaevok (or kraynyak of the Moskva no offense to indigenous Muscovites).
Perhaps it is with such * la femme fatale * (cancerous women) and begin:
1) * Can I do on the coccyx beautiful character?
Yes of course, my dear and expensive! possible and even necessary! it's like a fucking trendy
(I will not tell you that I have another five or seven years ago Jam discourage car like you, queen of rural capitals of such blatant garbage at a place like this battered tailbone and lumbar area)
2) * And you do a temporary tattoo on 2-3-6 months ??
-Blya !!! Yes, where you come from? Well, you look through the Suco hard tyrnete where Russian and white, there is no such tattoo? No, I need to fuck the brains, ostensibly my girlfriend made in Moscow temporarily for six months and she is already beginning to go figure (frankly rzhu such naivnYaham in pug face and propose to reduce her girlfriend in a good laser surgery center in 2-3 years, when her time tattoos turn into frank bruise)
I will not complain, there are those among hueputaly * Masters * who are frankly the fact that people come to rest, they are asked to do a tattoo for 3 months (by September shoby them at work direhtor not zarugal)
Here begins a frank razvodnyak:
* Well, you understand, a temporary pigment worth two orders of magnitude more expensive than ordinary paint because some fucking popular and we just do not have time to order it in such quantities as I look out half zaebashil beach and all temporary tattoos)
The body thirsty to your bitsuhi ornament style * * Maori already under the waving mane and agree on the double tariff and eventually gets a tattoo done by conventional ordinary tatuinkami (Tattoo Ink-tobish normal tattoo ink) on the double tariff.
3) Next category- Skydivers * DVD *, in fact it is not from a DVD and VDV-Schnick and others like them, the soldiers who at one time decided to bitsuhi currently zapischlet symbol (emblem) belonging to one or the other kind of troops in which they served .There's simple, find megatalntische with engineering education and artistic skills huyaryat of electric shavers and guitar strings №2 (because deuce better than to sharpen №1) as a pigment ink is used honestly spizzhennye of Lenin's room or at the company commander of the printer.
I'll tell you chestno- Landing Forces !!! You have one of the most popular, because after 5-8 years, your parachutes and fly mouse in the sights-packed with the army, in turn dick understand some jellyfish that do not have any straight lines.
For the tattoo artist you fall into the category of -Kovrovye (angl.-CoverUP-simply put a new floor old pattern).
TK I am no stranger to this subject - I am trying to simply elevate these figures and give the new format without changing the essence and meaning, other masters put pressure on the contrary it abshtaylyung complete, and it should only completely cover a completely new design. and begin to put pressure on what was done in ink and staff cost of the work will cost a half times more expensive than usual.
In these moments has a justifiable logic-I (and the rest of the masters), for example, is much easier to clean the skin to draw much more grafiicheski-complex pattern than rasskryty parachute if to sit and think what would it cut off, so that out of the new drawing is not stood out the contours of a parachute ...
4) A special case for me is a group hungry to your belly crosses life-giving and domes (for those who have no clue - I mean inmates and similar purred.) With these businessmen from God, who is holy believe that in 2014, it is possible for 200 hryvnia ($ 1 = 12.4grn) inside the dome itself zaebashit All puzyaku (because he is a sidekick but he COLITIS ink, and he wants profikraskoy) so the gate turn right price + voicing 2-3 above normal for many years provereno- exhaust them there is no other than ... well, damn nervotrёpki- he leaned back with Toko area just in my head does not fit, just to recharge the car with disposable needle tip is - already 60 hryvnia at the cost of ... So fuck-fuck you Citizens Matroskina
5) Travmatiki- for me it is not traumatic pistols, and people wishing to block taturovkoy injured skin (burns, chemical scars, colloidal scars) That's who I appreciate and respect how their customers, perhaps you are the only ones today who come to the salon with a view turn their external flaws in a sample of art and let you work a little harder in the affected areas of the skin than others, but really much good to see you my sincere joy on her face when instead of a huge burn on the hip you a huge orchid blossoms ...
5) More Madden Traders If you bitch came to the tattoo parlor to audi q7 from Moscow a charged gold and brulyanty Don Corleone, a dick to bargain for 10 baksov- if you call a reasonable price, even for the average Ukrainian man in the street (despite the fact that the same Work will cost you at home in Moscow is 3-4 times more expensive)
Well, sort of a little bit relieved ... and spoke to everyone who still thinks to do a tattoo or not, I recommend to watch the movie-The Tattooist (tattoo artist)
Maybe I'm a bit cynical and sometimes profietiku broke, yes dick with him I think I understand the master normal
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