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FSO in the parade: a pictorial review of a special operation
Most people believe that military parades - a demonstration of the firepower of the country, or tangible evidence of its fighting capacity, or the particular case of saber-modern weapons to the delight of the audience. However, these same people usually believe in homeopathy, the guy sitting in the sky, goiter and other poeben.
But there is a specific, specially trained professionals who understand better than anyone how to actually combat power is contained in the layout and empty jewel cases on intercontinental missiles annually rolling on Red Square in Moscow May 9: zero point, zero-tenths.
These people work in the Federal Guard Service of the Russian Federation.
During the military parade on Red Square, their main task - at any price to defend the president of Defenders of the Fatherland, and to make sure that all of the threats menacing looking Amusing performance - zero. Because officers of the Federal Security Service to understand that if a soldier to give a real armored vehicle, he can out of this armored personnel carrier hit hard by the Kremlin. If you give a soldier a battle-worthy tank, he can hit hard by the Kremlin from the tank. If you give a soldier vsamdelishny "Topol-M", so he can hit hard by the Kremlin that will not find it. If you give a soldier neigrushechny "Iskander", he can hit hard by the Kremlin of "Iskander". And even if you give a soldier a single neholostoy chuck it during the parade could try to plant a bullet in the forehead beloved president of the country.
The FSO is a very, very well understood.
Therefore, every year on May 9 FSO staff carefully inspect funny psevdovoenny hits before starting the Red Square, to ensure its full and final unfit for action.
Today, friendly revision of our personal blog will tell how these brave men and dogs checked the combat capability of neutralized military equipment May 9, 2011, as one federal official vigilant shepherd nearly tore parade, sensing almost explosives in transport-charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander M ", and as professionals from the FSO to deal with this threat to peace detected by means of drawing up the report.
Taken from the Norwegian Forest
And that's how it was:
7:36 Heavy alleged military equipment arrived at the Tverskaya and stopped, switch off the engine:
7:50 Tverskaya appears task force of federal guards, consisting of men, women and dogs:
7:53 federal guard service begins to inspect the BTR-80:
7:53 roles clearly defined special group: while two-legged officers conducted a visual inspection of amusing armored, four-legged holding her sniffing:
7:53 Outside on the armor no garbage is not revealed - or homemade bombs, no tanks with chemical weapons, nor anti-presidential slogans. It's time to climb inside. Federal guard service requires opening the door psevdoboevoy machine. The door opens:
From 7:54 psevdoboevoy machines removed her crew. Now it will be checked:
7:54 Federal guard the service, make sure that granted military machines are as much a threat to others, and that the children's toy gun with percussion caps, but without the caps. Soldiers willing to demonstrate unfitness for action sidearms - they say, see for yourself - that garbage that was given to us today, except that you can kill a chicken, much butt if it ebnut:
7:54 Check unfit for combat troops carried out very carefully. Everyone understands that if in the first act of stage, ie before the parade in an armored personnel carrier has at least one charged machine, then in the second act, that is, during the parade, the country could easily remain without a president:
7:55 Check unfit for combat personnel alleged weapons crew psevdoboevoy car over. It's time to go into the very non-combat machine:
7:56 On checking the internal fighting machine supposedly the federal official guard takes less than a minute. You can come out:
7:56 And if there is any garbage in the second hatch? We should all carefully check and bypass machine psevdoboevuyu clockwise again:
7:56 We need to make sure everything is exactly tiptop, so now you need a car to get around anti-clockwise:
7:56 And the rear right side of the Amusing armored personnel must once again examine the - suddenly it is something grown? No, like, not increased:
7:57 Check unfit for action alleged war machine completed: bombs, explosives, booze, drugs, pornography, incitement to violent overthrow of the legally elected government, projectiles and cartridges were found. Federal office guard congratulates the crew Amusing APCs with the passage of inspection and presses his palm:
7:57 Meanwhile, a number of federal utility completes Shepherd sniffing self-propelled launchers 9P78-1 PTRC "Iskander-M". Nothing particularly interesting dog does not find - self-propelled launcher smells ok, no danger:
7:59 Having dealt with 9P78-1 hoax, a federal official Shepherd starts inspection of transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M" with two dummy "shots". And then the unexpected happens: the dog sits:
7:59 Everyone knows what happened PE: It seems the dog smelled explosives in transport-charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander-M"! Dull civic believe that the two "shots" to the "Iskander" of the explosives to be dick and more, but official Shepherd brain more - she knows what rules should operate this theater. Special group gathers around Grounded ass dog. Military and feseoshniki look at the dog, the dog looks at military and feseoshnikov:
7:59 Ohuevanie passes a phase reschitelnyh action: it is necessary to communicate with the dog, and ask her what she smelled of garbage in the transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". Federal guard service comes forward and tries to make contact with the animal:
8:00 The dog refuses to report to the federal guard the service, she found the threat to transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". The guard pulls back and starts questioning the animal lady - dog trainer. The instructor sits beside the ass sitting on a federal service dog, gently touching her shoulder and whispers something in her ear:
8:00 Apparently, the negotiations with the dog trainer without success - whether the dog was unable to explain what it does not like in the transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M", or the instructor did not have the ability to understand it. But FSO prepare strong professionals ready to deal with any non-standard situation. After some discussion, special group makes a decision - to withdraw from the shepherd suspicious car, and then bring it back. The instructor assigns shepherd:
8:01 The dog returns to the suspicious car ...
8: 01 ... sniffs it ...
8: 01 ... and sits down again:
8:03 The dog was gone. Friendly revision of our personal blog at full strength goes into the next room, where he worked the Western crew, and advises to stop to take any garbage and expand the camera, because we've got the windows in crisis - seems specially trained shepherd discovered the explosives in the transport and charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". Meanwhile, the task force finally realize that they have - a big problem, and together with the military begins to investigate the unfortunate 9T250:
8:04 It is time to notify colleagues. "Houston, we have a problem:»
8:05 Apparently, colleagues - clever and well-trained professionals. From the side it seems that, after consulting with the headquarters, the group takes a new solution: the dog need to take the car and fail again. Lead dog:
8:05 The dog sits. Instructor grabs his head:
8:05 Special group again begins to discuss the situation. The instructor does not let go the hand of the head:
8:05 Instructor, waving his arms, rushes to the shepherd and tries again to talk to her:
8:06 No, no dick does not work - the dog refuses to speak in human language, its annoying. The meeting resumed. Shepherd bothers to sit bare ass on the pavement, and she falls. A man in the foreground already SCS according to the center, what's in the box drew one small problem:
8:07 Meanwhile, swollen by feseoshnikov special group, gathered at the ill-fated machines, continues to seek a solution to the problem and decides to disassemble a little freight-loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M»:
8:08 The roles are clearly defined: the military operate handles feseoshniki watch podzaebavshayasya Shepherd is, the instructor looks at it as a shit:
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But there is a specific, specially trained professionals who understand better than anyone how to actually combat power is contained in the layout and empty jewel cases on intercontinental missiles annually rolling on Red Square in Moscow May 9: zero point, zero-tenths.
These people work in the Federal Guard Service of the Russian Federation.
During the military parade on Red Square, their main task - at any price to defend the president of Defenders of the Fatherland, and to make sure that all of the threats menacing looking Amusing performance - zero. Because officers of the Federal Security Service to understand that if a soldier to give a real armored vehicle, he can out of this armored personnel carrier hit hard by the Kremlin. If you give a soldier a battle-worthy tank, he can hit hard by the Kremlin from the tank. If you give a soldier vsamdelishny "Topol-M", so he can hit hard by the Kremlin that will not find it. If you give a soldier neigrushechny "Iskander", he can hit hard by the Kremlin of "Iskander". And even if you give a soldier a single neholostoy chuck it during the parade could try to plant a bullet in the forehead beloved president of the country.
The FSO is a very, very well understood.
Therefore, every year on May 9 FSO staff carefully inspect funny psevdovoenny hits before starting the Red Square, to ensure its full and final unfit for action.
Today, friendly revision of our personal blog will tell how these brave men and dogs checked the combat capability of neutralized military equipment May 9, 2011, as one federal official vigilant shepherd nearly tore parade, sensing almost explosives in transport-charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander M ", and as professionals from the FSO to deal with this threat to peace detected by means of drawing up the report.
Taken from the Norwegian Forest
And that's how it was:
7:36 Heavy alleged military equipment arrived at the Tverskaya and stopped, switch off the engine:
7:50 Tverskaya appears task force of federal guards, consisting of men, women and dogs:
7:53 federal guard service begins to inspect the BTR-80:
7:53 roles clearly defined special group: while two-legged officers conducted a visual inspection of amusing armored, four-legged holding her sniffing:
7:53 Outside on the armor no garbage is not revealed - or homemade bombs, no tanks with chemical weapons, nor anti-presidential slogans. It's time to climb inside. Federal guard service requires opening the door psevdoboevoy machine. The door opens:
From 7:54 psevdoboevoy machines removed her crew. Now it will be checked:
7:54 Federal guard the service, make sure that granted military machines are as much a threat to others, and that the children's toy gun with percussion caps, but without the caps. Soldiers willing to demonstrate unfitness for action sidearms - they say, see for yourself - that garbage that was given to us today, except that you can kill a chicken, much butt if it ebnut:
7:54 Check unfit for combat troops carried out very carefully. Everyone understands that if in the first act of stage, ie before the parade in an armored personnel carrier has at least one charged machine, then in the second act, that is, during the parade, the country could easily remain without a president:
7:55 Check unfit for combat personnel alleged weapons crew psevdoboevoy car over. It's time to go into the very non-combat machine:
7:56 On checking the internal fighting machine supposedly the federal official guard takes less than a minute. You can come out:
7:56 And if there is any garbage in the second hatch? We should all carefully check and bypass machine psevdoboevuyu clockwise again:
7:56 We need to make sure everything is exactly tiptop, so now you need a car to get around anti-clockwise:
7:56 And the rear right side of the Amusing armored personnel must once again examine the - suddenly it is something grown? No, like, not increased:
7:57 Check unfit for action alleged war machine completed: bombs, explosives, booze, drugs, pornography, incitement to violent overthrow of the legally elected government, projectiles and cartridges were found. Federal office guard congratulates the crew Amusing APCs with the passage of inspection and presses his palm:
7:57 Meanwhile, a number of federal utility completes Shepherd sniffing self-propelled launchers 9P78-1 PTRC "Iskander-M". Nothing particularly interesting dog does not find - self-propelled launcher smells ok, no danger:
7:59 Having dealt with 9P78-1 hoax, a federal official Shepherd starts inspection of transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M" with two dummy "shots". And then the unexpected happens: the dog sits:
7:59 Everyone knows what happened PE: It seems the dog smelled explosives in transport-charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander-M"! Dull civic believe that the two "shots" to the "Iskander" of the explosives to be dick and more, but official Shepherd brain more - she knows what rules should operate this theater. Special group gathers around Grounded ass dog. Military and feseoshniki look at the dog, the dog looks at military and feseoshnikov:
7:59 Ohuevanie passes a phase reschitelnyh action: it is necessary to communicate with the dog, and ask her what she smelled of garbage in the transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". Federal guard service comes forward and tries to make contact with the animal:
8:00 The dog refuses to report to the federal guard the service, she found the threat to transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". The guard pulls back and starts questioning the animal lady - dog trainer. The instructor sits beside the ass sitting on a federal service dog, gently touching her shoulder and whispers something in her ear:
8:00 Apparently, the negotiations with the dog trainer without success - whether the dog was unable to explain what it does not like in the transport and loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M", or the instructor did not have the ability to understand it. But FSO prepare strong professionals ready to deal with any non-standard situation. After some discussion, special group makes a decision - to withdraw from the shepherd suspicious car, and then bring it back. The instructor assigns shepherd:
8:01 The dog returns to the suspicious car ...
8: 01 ... sniffs it ...
8: 01 ... and sits down again:
8:03 The dog was gone. Friendly revision of our personal blog at full strength goes into the next room, where he worked the Western crew, and advises to stop to take any garbage and expand the camera, because we've got the windows in crisis - seems specially trained shepherd discovered the explosives in the transport and charging machine 9T250 complex "Iskander-M". Meanwhile, the task force finally realize that they have - a big problem, and together with the military begins to investigate the unfortunate 9T250:
8:04 It is time to notify colleagues. "Houston, we have a problem:»
8:05 Apparently, colleagues - clever and well-trained professionals. From the side it seems that, after consulting with the headquarters, the group takes a new solution: the dog need to take the car and fail again. Lead dog:
8:05 The dog sits. Instructor grabs his head:
8:05 Special group again begins to discuss the situation. The instructor does not let go the hand of the head:
8:05 Instructor, waving his arms, rushes to the shepherd and tries again to talk to her:
8:06 No, no dick does not work - the dog refuses to speak in human language, its annoying. The meeting resumed. Shepherd bothers to sit bare ass on the pavement, and she falls. A man in the foreground already SCS according to the center, what's in the box drew one small problem:
8:07 Meanwhile, swollen by feseoshnikov special group, gathered at the ill-fated machines, continues to seek a solution to the problem and decides to disassemble a little freight-loading vehicle 9T250 complex "Iskander-M»:
8:08 The roles are clearly defined: the military operate handles feseoshniki watch podzaebavshayasya Shepherd is, the instructor looks at it as a shit:
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