Encrypting the data Bashny.Net

It should be the so-called "Padonkafsky ezyg" used for the benefit of the Fatherland.
For example, it can be used to encrypt the military talks.
The benefit is obvious: we will read commands of the form "key nastard!" Just
in flight, without using any keys, and the enemy will burn on computers
second second trying to decipher, for example, such a dialogue:
 - Klyuch nastard protyashko Adin!
 - Pryatyashko first tries!
 - Azemud trizta! (At this point half of the computers Pindagona
starts to smoke)
 - Baigalaffko Gatov! (all polyglots Omeriki scavenge in dictionaries)
 - Author, burn!
 - Pashol!
 - Well, Th there?
 - Pisyat sikundu pallets Nama. (Pindos looking clock number "pisyat»)
 - Where do we fly?
 - Over Hobarovzgom! (Google Maps closed on prevention)
 - Skorozd?
 - Five hundred!
 - Cool.
 - Where schA?
 - Pralitayem akiyan (all geographers United States Pindostana tear
maps and the hair on the ass)
 - Like Cho? - Nidaled.
 - You suck.
 - Well, niasileli.
 - Fsem hello.
Despite the "nidaled 'belief in their own capabilities" Pindagona »
irrevocably undermined.
George W. Bush is asking the Senate two quadrillion dollars on new computers and schoty.
America is in a trance. Russian won.