Attention! Cats are attacking! Bashny.Net

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Do you think that our brothers less so cute and fluffy? So beautiful, sincere and blameless? NO!!! As long as we pour the milk and give them food - they develop a great plan, code-named "Fluffy Attack»!





So I opened their plan. So they pretend


But do not believe it - this is their true face! The face of revenge.

Revenge for this


THIS


And here it is !!!


They are ready for revenge


They pretend to be peaceful, but do watch quietly


or almost imperceptibly


They get us in the house under the pretext of cute creatures


Meanwhile behind us ... they train


Gone from under the noses of our food


Again train


Their scientists -


developing new furry soldier!


While some are trying to get in a panic from prison


Others quietly waiting for his release


While their leaders argue about the main attack


They're spying on us


And this time, they pretend to be peaceful and innocent


They train on one


And negotiating with other


Even his enemies


They learn to control their


Sometimes they do it


By the way, they still train


Their scientists continue to make a super soldier


They even learned how to clone


And they take different mutations - cats with ultrazreniem


Vampire


Super fast cats, codenamed "Flash»


They learn to live without food and water - powered by the mains


As long as you move away from the Internet, they are trying to crack the protection of the Pentagon


And angry if it does not work


They are trained


And still train


By the way, some of them go on this crazy


They are still innocent


They continue to negotiate


And successfully


At this time, their special teams signalmen lay communication


miners and teams do their dirty work


They even have special squad "Fluffy Ninja»


Which runs special training - tightening of the training


Ninja even train together


They can attack from the back unnoticed


And suddenly, when you sleep


Ninjas are not visible until they themselves do not want


They are masters of camouflage


No, they are really cool masquerade


They are coached by Master Ninja Yenota


They are scientists, not for a moment ceasing to continue to do a super soldier


even exotic weapons


even with laser


and even biosoldat that poison our food


and "water»


create even fluffy biomass - bioreactor for the production of fluffy mutants


and even a new species - SpiderCat - he lashes out at you from the ceiling or wall


no, well, although they are innocent


Although ... training


and again training


And when they are ready to pounce


Some even try to


When they are ready to seize the stores with provisions


Broke into our rooms


And even move to a direct attack


They clutching his head


They panicked


And some even hysterical


They are afraid of, "What if it does not ?!»


They pray: "If only everything went well!»


For a difficult moment for us to sneak up from behind and ...
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say - "I'm here with you, do not worry - everything will be fine.»