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Aquarius


They are involved with the Angel in half Bes.
The sign - Geniuses. Sign of the different interests.
They are very sharp mind.
He dislikes theatricality,
But all is shocking, they are drawn to the scandal.
Champions of the Truth, Justice.
Servants - FAITH. But wretched and vulgar manner.
Gullible. Religious and mystical.
A very tolerant and not despotic. Bleary-eyed.
Sometimes it is very naive.
And under the slogan they become a wonderful child - "Do not do as I do, and do as I tell you!».
They are very difference is visible actions and words.
However - Air. Communicative. Funny and lively.
Stubborn and chatty, but not evil.
Promiscuity. The coldness and calculation.
But objectivity and collectivism as the score in the standings.
Here Galileo, here Burns, that Byron, Edison, Jules Verne, Maugham, Charles Darwin and Lincoln.
There is no jealousy in them - this is a clear plus.
But it is hypocritical, will break any alliance.
And yet - it is very inconvenient,
As should be always free.

Aries


Bach, Descartes Rafael, Goya, Haydn, Bismarck.
Catherine de 'Medici and Zola.
Living on the edge, life on the rise.
Do not stop it, do not turn.
He - through all the obstacles - only his forehead.
Ambition. Stubborn. In it the blood of the fire.
Zadora. Irritating. Berserk.
He - in the Crusades, he is - an atheist. Conqueror. Pioneer, Hero.
He - a despot. Rude. Bold. Angry.
Leonardo da Vinci, Hitler and Chaplin in it all - too.
In all it is not a drop. All - over the edge.
Everything - to the limit. To all played, and boiling.
Do not argue with Aries - he dares to kill, then it is true, will regret.
Do not blame it on this. Simple - it's there.
First - action. Analyses - then.
Of all the "lights" - he is the fire. Impatient.
Scary. And - Explosive.

Taurus


Venus and the Moon went into his mentality.
The sensitivity and taste, a little sentimental.
Yes, he is stubborn, but asking for a break.
But amateurism - this is not about him.
Hardworking and patient, persistent, constant, fair.
However, conservative, and, unfortunately, is jealous.
Councils smart he can not give, he does not listen to them, and are unlikely to perform.
But, look - here they are Taurus: Warriors, leaders and sages.
Shakespeare, Marie de Medici, and Robespierre and Cromwell, Balzac, Brahms,
Freud, we remember about Lenin, Delacroix, and Truman, and Catherine.
Quite a strange picture emerged.
Here, everything is mixed up, and through the ages There is a Taurus with a stubborn bull.
No, he said, in general, is peaceful.
For nothing is not nonsense. Not soon angry.
But be careful if there's one Taurus, when the patience it will end.
It is two hundred times try on a tooth, it is not because Taurus stupid and foolish,
And because before every step,
He was himself a hundred times to check it is necessary.
And with the memory Taurus damn lucky,
He remembers the long and good and evil. Ah! Darling, honestly, I love you and a little afraid.

Twins


Changeable, like the wind, the wind is deceptive,
Sign of thieves, a sign of the pirates, vagabonds and kamancha.
Sign of poets - love with a fatal gift.
Carrying a sign - the tide, the surf.
Gemini - how smart, how subtle. bitonal. Bisexual. Intellectual.
So easy to lose, easy to find everything.
Everything is simple and clear, but leave the half-way.
Never before the end of the twins walk. Do not catch up! Do not help! Do not lift!
Do not save! Oh, such a fate! Oh such grief!
They love is not important, and the other they are not sorry.
"Their Highness Flirt" - leads them through life.
He kisses their hands and lips from drinking water.
Grieg, Schumann, Offenbach, Wagner or Gauguin.
Passionate wind changed, eerie wind changed.
They are subject to all the muses, science and guns.
Blaise Pascal and Andropov, brilliant Pushkin.
In their anxiety about the house - almost unheard of.
He sings in the shower his silence. Here they are twins.
If judged strictly - sly If further look - well done.
If you take and understand - not the fault, but the misfortune. This air - flowing from us nowhere.

Cancer


Cancer - is true. Betrayed. Sensual. Vulnerable.
The work is honest. It is hard to replace.
He prefers to give more.
Dislikes innovations, it is difficult to change the style.
Their intuition is on the verge of mysticism.
He - secretive, is his charisma.
Do not like to stand out from the crowd.
Incredibly pamyatliv. He - a technique to "You»,
But the innovations do not admire him. Conservative.
And traditions jealously observes.
Petrarch, Lafontaine, Gluck, Rubens and Rembrandt, you see what they have talent.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, and Kafka, and Chagall, and surrealism That ran for Cancers.
But honestly, will not go ahead Cancer,
A little - what's wrong, he moves back and side passes.
He - affectionate. Oh, how cancer is playful.
He loves to allow to approach "naive."
He - emotional at the limit.
He loves gentle tone, and tenderly cares for the body.
Longing for the homeland he is at home.
And nostalgia for it understandable and familiar.
There - there it theatricality.
There spinelessness.
There are too lazy and impractical.
Cancer - a pair. He likes to shy away, but still, everywhere to penetrate, fill in all - and move.
They have a great house. An exemplary family. He lives a quiet, without quarrels. And without lies.

Leo


They came here to rule.
The main task - to control the whole world.
He - good. He - sincere. He - a very noble.
But, unfortunately, it is not always convenient to all.
The world - the theater to Lion. Light rail. Life scenes.
Manage. News. Learn actresses.
Being the center of the universe and the universe.
Star of captivating and extraordinary.
Yes, apparently, often he is not the king of beasts, but their ambition - more than the Kings.
He - first. He can not be a second.
He - the sun. He - the heat. Shines a halo on him.
All the power of faith in the power of the supreme truth,
And darkness is dangerous for them, as the grave.
The first shadows and haze of doubt - Leo requires instant explanation.
He - insanely brave. In fury and passion,
It does not have a drop of fear of danger.
De.Byussi Claude Dumas, Rockefeller, Ford,
Oh, how any of them majestic and proud.
Napoleon gave them a terrible complex,
They are adventurous, dramatic, passionate.
Either of them has the mountain and break,
Visible road in a mad house.
Their sign - fire. It - sexy and hot.
Careers. Maps. Search of fortune.
As a consequence of failures and bankruptcies. Another sign - the birthright.
Not compatible with the land and water.
He is death - the lover and hero.

Virgo


Sign - the Creator, and the sign - Slacker.
The sign - Million, and the sign - without money. The sign - clean and - Mud sign.
Here's how messed up all the cards Zodiac.
He - contradictory. He - very, very different.
He and the employee, and - Gulyaka idle.
He - Plyushkin nails pickup. And - collector, collecting paintings.
It can be - mediocrity Zanuda.
And can be a genius! Thinker !!! Miracle!
It can be smart, and be a fool.
But the main thing at Dev, all one symptom.
He - Analyst! He - Pedant! He - Realist! Practical. Modest. Not eloquent.
He does a lot and says little. At the same time - the logic of it! Quicly! Scrabble!
He can draw, create, Sculpt, write, play, all the charm!
The motto of his - of the present: "If we do something, it brilliantly."
Tolstoy and Levitan, Sophia Loren, Gautier, the dictator Franco, Dreiser, Richelieu,
Greta Garbo, the finest lyricist OTE.
And yet for Dev poetry - in the Work.
He firmly on the ground, and he sign - the Earth.
It is next to you, but a little bit away.
He dismissed all. He - is different.
He was overwhelmed with thoughts and plans.
And pay them, usually without wealth, but - thanks, Orders, laureatstvo.
But still drinking to the last drop to the bottom, Garbo said -? My dream is to have one!? ..
This is the result from the Dev quite normal, Star - a strange and selfish.

Scales


Scales - sentimental and affectionate. Flexible.
With many good friends. Discreet and balanced.
The actions of thought and weighed.
Generous, very businesslike.
Living, almost always, "from the head».
No - the heart is, but the important thing is not there, it feels subordinate to labor.
Libra is the bridge of the Virgin to the Scorpio. And figuratively from violence to the law.
After the Virgin - the mind, Scorpio - Desire, Balance - these are the perfection of the universe.
He - a compromise. Often there are no enemies. He - the easy air of heavy clouds.
He - is convincing. He is adored by all.
But picky and hard to bend.
Talkative and headstrong. Creepy Whisperer.
But a great conversationalist.
Virgil, Franz Liszt, Diderot, Wilde, George Gershwin and Brigitte Bardot,
Eisenhower, Lermontov, Nietzsche O.Nil, Mastroianni - who conquered the whole world.
Because of his weaknesses - a short breath, he is physically weak, malaise.
Lack of energy, and in old age,
He is waiting for spleen and terrible fatigue. But life passes easily from Libra -
Solid veil of beautiful dreams.

Scorpio


From the signs of the zodiac - Scorpio is especially stubborn, energetic and strong.
He - a sign the president. Ruthless and passionate.
Natura extremes. He - quick-tempered and dangerous.
Volatile. Contradictions and dramatic. Rebel.
Satisfied itself. Resolute.
And, often indecent.
He - is different. Anarchist.
He despises all. He did not go to the whistle.
His decisions are always irreversible.
Easy to read it in the souls, and the veil is always closed tight.
Active. Curious. Gord.
By clairvoyants the mark broke the record.
Dislikes flirtation.
And every one of Bear motto - "We all did il».
He is under Pluto - the newest planet.
Marie Antuanneta, Claude Monet, Walter, Curie, Turgenev, Picasso.
(Let me remind you, he only wants it!) Add Khlebnikov and Dostoevsky,
Lomonosov.
No obstacles for them and difficult no questions.
Resist it - it matched,
He is like a phoenix can rise.
But there are downsides to it. There are too lazy and impractical, evasive and theatricality.
He is prone to mood swings.
He - pessimism Black Genius.
In it irritability sudden sparkle.
He - the avenger, like the Count of Monte Cristo.

Sagittarius


Oh, this sign! Fire! There are so many lights!
Marie Stuart, Empress Lisaveta, De Gaulle and Churchill, Razin and Plekhanov.
Various Ages from them. People. Countries.
Kropotkin, Lunacharsky, Karamzin.
But look, one way for them.
Musset, Toulouse-Lautrec and Berlioz, Dumas High Way. The way ideas and tears.
Horace Zhukov, Garibaldi, Twain.
The way the cleanest and highest change.
Beethoven, Strauss, Swift, Milton. Sarcastic laughter, rolling in a groan.
Tstrelets - Travel and victory sign.
Her dream is to leave a mark on the world.
He is charming. Sincere and direct. He is not eager for profit and money.
Life for him - comfort and cleanliness.
His imply harmony, practicality and beauty.
It - zip! Shifting fire! He - fast, because he has a horse.
Dangerous it - in fact it has onions. He is a very loyal and good friend.
Optimistic and impatient.
He is stubborn. Dynamic. Do not chatty.
Able to accurate decisions.
It knows how to wait. Endure hardship. It knows how to flirt and loves it.
Excitement and ready to run to the end of the world. We can not change their natures.
Life for Sagittarius - a chain of adventures. They - are tireless. Adamant.
Active and restless.

Capricorn


They do not like light - the gloom of their lures.
The motto - "Do not change everything very well, and so».
Practicality. Punctual and faithful. Reliable, as the Earth, simple, honest.
Yes, apparently, it's cold, but love deeply,
And the feelings they express are not very easy.
In any work in his success.
He could paint, wearing armor.
As Jeanne d.Ark as Shishkin as Perov.
It may be a chain of words. Zhukovsky, Kipling, Griboyedov, Moliere,
Mickiewicz.
Everything tasted How Pompadour or Marie de.Plessi,
He can braid intrigue,
That does not unravel it, and the devil himself, he - a sign of Destiny.
He does not need charm.
His appearance did not care, does not entail.
In it pure energy flows.
Gods invested in their resistance, as in the car,
Which should rise to the top.
Fate gave him the main advantage - they were unshaken as a rock.
He will dig at least until the end of the Light,
Until dig right answer.
While he will not turn into gold lead,
He would never say - "Everything! End! ».
Ascetic. I stop and industrious. Stable. Hide. Gentleness.
However, cons in it darkness. Cruelty. Miser. Stubbornness. Callousness,
Boredom. Dullness.
Yet his success - everywhere in the ground and under the ground and in the sky and in the water.

Fish


In them the intuition of the highest extent,
Living at the same time in them and Mozart and Salieri.
They are honest. Hardworking. Methodically.
And at the same time - impressionable, dreamy and very romantic.
Idealists. Their life - the search for knowledge.
Harmony, beauty,
The chain of disappointments,
That the world is not perfect and the reality - not the spirit, and gold - in vulgar materiality.
Prefer know everything.
They do not like changes. Born tired and full of doubt.
Water - but more like a gas.
In truth, they are not visible to the eye. They live their - own life,
Away from people, from the world of realism.
However, not always at odds with itself,
In the wallet and the throne, the throne and prisons.
He lives take place - just one love.
He understands all - but not themselves.
Yet Cons: Duality and laziness.
Evasiveness. The death of the shadows. Overcast raid. Mad of tragedy.
And the joy of children - the enthusiasm and naivete. Rossini, Mikelandzhello, Chopin,
Hugo Caruso, Handel and Einstein,
Both Washington and Gorbachev, Steinbeck.
Gods power over everything - and the worm, and man.
And creating a Pisces, so they decided - let it be the most constant and persistent sign,
They are not possible to persuade No, Not tamed, they can only win by force

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