In honor of the 74 anniversary of Chuck Norris: 12 facts about Norris

Today, March 10, 2014, the iconic American actor and martial arts master Chuck Norris "knocked" in '74. Cinematic battles involving Norris have already become classics of cinema, and his name is still on the lips of the whole world. Hackers called his name trudnoistrebimye viruses and oil-cars go away when they see his muscles. And they say that Chuck Norris is afraid of the darkness itself ...

1.Slezy Chuck Norris cure cancer. But he was so steep that never cries. Generally.
2. Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word "hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Damage Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks is the preferred method of capital punishment in 16 states.
3. Chuck Norris is too steep for Barack Obama
4. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then it exploded.
5. Chuck Norris is so steep that makes tea look!
6. When Chuck Norris jumped from the 10th floor, he landed on the 11th
7. When Chuck Norris gets his head on the concrete, the blood is not Chuck, while the concrete!
8. Chuck as a child instead of bedtime stories read Stephen King.
9. It's a bird! This is a plane! No, it's Chuck Norris ... Gave kick Superman.
10. Chuck Norris can make all the pull-ups.
11. Chuck Norris can hit the cyclops between the eye.
12. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Happy Birthday Chuck!





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