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Rules of etiquette
Most of the blog readers, including the news - office plankton. Below is the author of the post-won rules of etiquette for the office plankton.
1. Rinse the water in the toilet bowl.
Every office building there is a pig who irresponsibly or not specifically washes behind their pyramids. Jokes that the average user does not understand the plumbing, so I recommend not to be like him, and with a message attached to the wall subtly hint about his suspicions concerning the alleged sculptor.
2. Turn on the water in the sink
Often, for some strange reason, I, toilets in offices have excellent shumoNEizolyatsiey. So if you are planning to blow straight down the toilet or perform solo trombone of Beethoven through their exhaust, going to the toilet, turn on the water, let it drown out your background sounds.
3. Walk on foot
If the building where your office high-rise and you are working on the second or third floor, forget the elevator !!! This way you have treated themselves to a small charge, and the people who had planned to travel non-stop to 10+ floors will be very grateful to you.
4. Do not dine at the workplace
Even if you have a mountain of work, leave the office and eat in a cafe or a park. This way you will save yourself from a lack of physical activity, obesity and oblique views of colleagues during your champ, home fragrance garlic salad and a new record for the duration of regurgitation.
5. Private calls outside office
No one is interesting that your daughter critical days or your husband bought for you a new whip or pants with a trunk.
6. Never office not warm the fish in the microwave
Often in the offices is the microwave to heat the employees could afford the food they brought from home. Try to warm the fish home in the microwave. The smell will be a few hours. So you can not avoid oblique views
7. Do not put food in the refrigerator to eat up then ...
Judging from experience, this "doem later" never comes.
8. Do not use the Internet office for private purposes, especially for torrents
Office Internet a much higher quality of home and home if they write that you have 10 Mbit / s, then the torrent you're downloading the strength of 1, 5 Mbit / s. In the offices of Internet speed honest. And the habit to include a torrent, you can naotpravlyat so much traffic that the next day you can have a conversation held with the authorities on the use of the Internet in the office.
9. clean up after themselves
No comments. Pigs are pigs, and in the office.
10. Do not take food that does not belong to you
Turning to paragraph 7, you may want to "help" eat up the food left. Without cattle, go and buy food himself, but do not forget about the item 7.
11. Social networking is no place for a working discussion
Do not be an idiot, your profile looks someone from colleagues or superiors. Be smarter ...
12. Do not abuse the air freshener in the toilet
It's certainly better than the natural aroma of the toilet, but if abused freshener, the room can be turned into a gas chamber.
Muz4in.Net
1. Rinse the water in the toilet bowl.
Every office building there is a pig who irresponsibly or not specifically washes behind their pyramids. Jokes that the average user does not understand the plumbing, so I recommend not to be like him, and with a message attached to the wall subtly hint about his suspicions concerning the alleged sculptor.
2. Turn on the water in the sink
Often, for some strange reason, I, toilets in offices have excellent shumoNEizolyatsiey. So if you are planning to blow straight down the toilet or perform solo trombone of Beethoven through their exhaust, going to the toilet, turn on the water, let it drown out your background sounds.
3. Walk on foot
If the building where your office high-rise and you are working on the second or third floor, forget the elevator !!! This way you have treated themselves to a small charge, and the people who had planned to travel non-stop to 10+ floors will be very grateful to you.
4. Do not dine at the workplace
Even if you have a mountain of work, leave the office and eat in a cafe or a park. This way you will save yourself from a lack of physical activity, obesity and oblique views of colleagues during your champ, home fragrance garlic salad and a new record for the duration of regurgitation.
5. Private calls outside office
No one is interesting that your daughter critical days or your husband bought for you a new whip or pants with a trunk.
6. Never office not warm the fish in the microwave
Often in the offices is the microwave to heat the employees could afford the food they brought from home. Try to warm the fish home in the microwave. The smell will be a few hours. So you can not avoid oblique views
7. Do not put food in the refrigerator to eat up then ...
Judging from experience, this "doem later" never comes.
8. Do not use the Internet office for private purposes, especially for torrents
Office Internet a much higher quality of home and home if they write that you have 10 Mbit / s, then the torrent you're downloading the strength of 1, 5 Mbit / s. In the offices of Internet speed honest. And the habit to include a torrent, you can naotpravlyat so much traffic that the next day you can have a conversation held with the authorities on the use of the Internet in the office.
9. clean up after themselves
No comments. Pigs are pigs, and in the office.
10. Do not take food that does not belong to you
Turning to paragraph 7, you may want to "help" eat up the food left. Without cattle, go and buy food himself, but do not forget about the item 7.
11. Social networking is no place for a working discussion
Do not be an idiot, your profile looks someone from colleagues or superiors. Be smarter ...
12. Do not abuse the air freshener in the toilet
It's certainly better than the natural aroma of the toilet, but if abused freshener, the room can be turned into a gas chamber.
Muz4in.Net
