Speckled Hen in different interpretations

Gothic. Hen close.
Black shroud covered the semi-abandoned village, drowning bloody light of the rising moon crooked hut.
Speckled Hen, master black thoughts, pored over a new product - black as pitch, egg. She knew that it was necessary for the terminally ill grandfather dying Messer, who has lived a lot and brought a lot of new masters. His girlfriend Grandma, pentagram tattooed on his forehead lit the last in the life of Father black candle. The moon lit up through the window zakopchёnoe pale face of a dying man. Messer was last closed his eyes.
Ryaba eyes rolled tears, like drops of absinthe from a cracked glass. Unfinished egg rolled across the table and fell to the floor. The candle went out ...

The glamorous version. Kurvochka Ryaba
Dressed in a Dior outfit, Granny in pink stockings, Santa kissed on the cheek.
 - Dusik, Ryaba again nedoraskrasila egg. What we now present to the mouse? Can it be so difficult to copy this Faberge?
 - Busik, kotёnochek, so let's present to. We say that Faberge did not have time to finish this creation because of his death. This will raise our credibility - with aplomb uttered awake grandfather ...
On birthday Mouse, which brought together the entire elite of the village, from Faberge egg created a furor. The mouse managed to boast all.
Myshkin nesmyshlёnysh reached for the egg:
 - Kinder Surprise !!!

 - Tail, I beg you, be more careful with him - chirped Mouse and hurried to take away a work of art Ryaba. But Tail slipped into the nursery and locked himself inside. From behind the door there was a strike and a baby crying. The mouse barely found a spare key and flew into the room. Her eyes appeared amazed by it hitherto unprecedented spectacle - colored shell, with the remnants of the yolk is poured into a ponytail hands ...
Ryaba knew that if she did not make another egg, this time full of gold, diamonds interspersed path grandparents house Mouse will be ordered ...

Kosher option. Hen Rebbe.
 - Izzy, sho business? Pochimu yaishnitsu escho not ready? - Grandma squeal out of the yard.
 - Sarochka, calm! Scho you boil like tea without the tea leaves? More even yaytsov no Schaub to cook them! This half-wit chicken yet completely out of his mind survived all lays the golden eggs, whether it was wrong.
 - It is used more of titanium they did! Soon the gold we eat matzah instead of fish and fish. We sho poor? Well, certainly not the Rockefellers, but bread is not only the oil smear. Say this Muzzy sho if it will not be a normal human eggs, we Shoto will solve it and finally pozovёm Myysh ...

Padonchesky option. KuritsoRyabo.
Kuritstso_Ryaba: Zatsyniti, iytso! idea.gif
Dead: Pervyynah! bow.gif Ischo nechetal.
6a6Ka: niasilil, waiting kamentov. upset.gif
Kuritstso_Ryaba: More kamentov not? why.gif
Dead: Gee! lol.gif
6a6Ka: Author, peshy ischo! lol.gif
MbiIIIKA: Author, polkelo nN eat millet! Kuritstso GonitAtsyp me. no.gif
Dead: MbiIIIKA, kill yourself op wall! moderator.gif
MbiIIIKA: Bobruisk, zhyvotnae! gigi.gif
Dead: cry.gif
Kuritstso_Ryaba Behold ischo. Fotozhopa iytsa! deal.gif
Dead: rulez.gif