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Rulebook for guests
- Computer Do not touch.
- Vomit on the street.
- Drunk on my lisaped behind the wheel not to go. And the more sober.
- Led a woman myself. Bring me, or take vaseline.
- To smoke their cigarettes.
- Bring beer and vodka with them.
- Do not take a beer and a vodka.
- Vomit on the street.
- Do not write past the toilet.
- Intimacy does not offer.
- Do not sleep in the bathroom.
- Wash your hands after using the toilet.
- Do not stick your fingers in the socket. Especially my fingers.
- Do not send neighbor tries not to beat the visiting police officers.
- Vomit on the street.
- Do not snack cockroaches.
- Do not slip mice in bags girls. Especially my girls.
- Not to be confused night boys and girls.
- Do not try to set a world record for the loudest bunch in my apartment
- Do not try to rearrange the system when the computer is off and drunk.
- And it is not necessary to do it when the computer is sober.
- Do not pour the vodka into glasses, standing upside down: it is very hard to lick off the table.
- Do not shake hands, no kissing and do not try to rape a neighbor's pet.
- Do not sit by his chair.
- Do not drink all the vodka bought on the way.
- Do not sleep on the chassis, on the table, on the rack, on the stove, in the closet, on me and on my women.
- Do not fall into nirvana across the bed.
- It is not allowed to give nicknames vending cockroaches.
- Do not take more than offered.
- Not to take the morning in mice honestly stolen chips and not complain about it (mice, not crumbs.) A hangover.
- Do not bring a gun, knife, chemical, biological, nuclear and other weapons. Do not eat before the visit of pea soup.
- Do not bring their cockroaches for mating with my.
- Once again, puke in the street.
- Vomit on the street.
- Drunk on my lisaped behind the wheel not to go. And the more sober.
- Led a woman myself. Bring me, or take vaseline.
- To smoke their cigarettes.
- Bring beer and vodka with them.
- Do not take a beer and a vodka.
- Vomit on the street.
- Do not write past the toilet.
- Intimacy does not offer.
- Do not sleep in the bathroom.
- Wash your hands after using the toilet.
- Do not stick your fingers in the socket. Especially my fingers.
- Do not send neighbor tries not to beat the visiting police officers.
- Vomit on the street.
- Do not snack cockroaches.
- Do not slip mice in bags girls. Especially my girls.
- Not to be confused night boys and girls.
- Do not try to set a world record for the loudest bunch in my apartment
- Do not try to rearrange the system when the computer is off and drunk.
- And it is not necessary to do it when the computer is sober.
- Do not pour the vodka into glasses, standing upside down: it is very hard to lick off the table.
- Do not shake hands, no kissing and do not try to rape a neighbor's pet.
- Do not sit by his chair.
- Do not drink all the vodka bought on the way.
- Do not sleep on the chassis, on the table, on the rack, on the stove, in the closet, on me and on my women.
- Do not fall into nirvana across the bed.
- It is not allowed to give nicknames vending cockroaches.
- Do not take more than offered.
- Not to take the morning in mice honestly stolen chips and not complain about it (mice, not crumbs.) A hangover.
- Do not bring a gun, knife, chemical, biological, nuclear and other weapons. Do not eat before the visit of pea soup.
- Do not bring their cockroaches for mating with my.
- Once again, puke in the street.
