"Complexity" of the Russian language

1. Patients at seven in the morning to bury all the (classified in the eye department of the hospital).
2. In connection with the repair of the hairdresser styling women will be in the men's room ...
3. At seven in the evening on Wednesday in the third entrance will be a meeting. Agenda: selection of homes.
4. In view of the cold in the X-ray room only do urgent crises.
5. You will receive a composting toilet to any address in Moscow for one day. And with him the instructions in Russian and expert demonstration.
6. A girl named Lena, whom I met on October 12 near the station "Kuzminki". Your blond hair and red coat - all that I have left. Please respond. Igor.
7. Making the plastic bags the size of the customer.
8. Children are given to fathers only sober.
9. Children under the age of five are at the hands of the circus.
10. Tomorrow at 9.00 at the store will be selling live chickens, for one and a half per person.
11. TEETH? Our dentists will do everything to make you forget all about them!
12. Confectionery Factory invites you to the work of two men - one for the wrappers, the other for filling.
13. stall "Recyclables" takes the dregs of society of hunters and fishermen in the form of bones.
14. Lift down does not raise.
15. The organization is looking for an accountant. Remuneration guarantee !!!
16. Muscovite looking for jobs in their field, or an accountant.
17. One call, and you will issue a death certificate, to make garlands!
18. invited movers for interesting work.
19. Sale Cocker Spaniel. Mother recognized as "Best female rock».
20. Sale German Shepherd. Not expensive. Eating any meat. Especially fond of small children.
21. The sale Russian blue cat. Without documents.
22 ... Sale stroller for a newborn blue.
23. The three little pigs are sold all different sexes.
24. The sale of four goose and gander. All rush.
25. The restaurant is closed, the waitresses all loose.
26. Today, in the lobby of the hotel will be a lecture on the theme immoral. Following the police.
27. State Farm "Sunny" buys heifers individual.