100 men's rights

1) When you go to a restaurant of national cuisine, choose one, which go by representatives of this nationality. 2) If you miss a connecting airport, look for Fast Track - a separate line for late for a transplant - or lomis queued for Business Class. 3) If a friend or loved one calls you from the police for help, you are obliged to do everything in your power. 4) You have the right to hit another man in the groin just in case of threat to life and health. 5) You have the right to answer "do not know" to any question concerning your friend and given his wife or girlfriend 6) CHILD DOES NOT PROMISE THAT CAN NOT EXECUTE. 7) Always screw cap on the bottle after the pour her (popesh). 8) You have to borrow another machine, screwdriver or any other thing, if he asked you about it no later than 12 hours. 9) You do not have to be nice and friendly with their husbands or boyfriends girlfriends your girl. 10) If the queue is in a single window or a door, always look for a second or next to the machine with the same features. And just do not find him to join the crowd. 11) On the road ahead is always omitted even trucks drivers. Of all the men behind the wheel, they are the least evil, and you want the most at risk in case of delay. 12) Pizza need to eat with your hands, taking a piece of bread crust. Lay down a piece in half and oil fields, if the waiter has not forgotten his file. 13) If your weak or too drunk friend provoke a fight, you are obliged to act on his side. But if he had run up - is not obliged to. 14) Do not argue with the sellers, waiters and other personnel. In case of conflict, they immediately call the chief. 15) Do not like a man promised to marry or say that you love in order to drag a woman into bed. 16) You can not take a mistress in the company, if the wives are friends. And vice versa. 17) Do not try to pull the boat bending the arms. Boating - a series of bends with a straight back and straight arms. 18) Car rule of three "D": Give way to the fool. 19) If you attacked by a shark, hit the bloody stump of her right hand on the nose! 20) You have to interrupt the drunk friend who tries to tell you the secret to a stranger. 21) You have no right to demand that the woman that she talked about her ex. 22) girl friend - not a girl! 23) If the link is broken, he calls back is always the one who originally called. 24) If you broke borrowed thing, you are obliged to fix it or buy a new one. 25) Do not cool not to go to the polls: Your unused ballot stuffing serve. 26) Always call back to my friend, if he could not answer. 27) If you can once again not salt food - not salt. 28) You have to admit the thing and throw trash if: a) you can not take advantage of it right now b) not to use it at least a year, or c) you've got another thing with the same features. 29) Shooting from what else, rests in the arms that be a sight and descends a little lower than the submitted rules. 30) Cigarettes can not kindle petrol lighters. Cigarettes can not extinguish, jabbing them in the bottom of the ashtray. Just put the butt and let him go out. 31) In a taxi always sit in the back seat. 32) When pressing, always refuels T-shirt shorts, otherwise you will not see your belly. 33) is always required for any job more money than it's worth. 34) Do not betray his wife within a hundred kilometers away from home. 35) If you get lost, meet there, where they saw each other for the last time. 36) never discussed the amount of the account in a restaurant with someone you entertained. 37) No man is obliged to shake hands with the other in the bathroom or upon exit. 38) When eating at a Japanese restaurant, never stirred wasabi - let it dissolve. Sushi luggage sideways into the sauce. 39) Do not meddle in the conflict couples. 40) Never stand in the left lane with the left wheels splayed. 41) Even unloaded weapons can not be directed at a person. 42) If you has managed to put on a suit, the belt and shoes should be monophonic. 43) Even uncomfortable to say, but - rip off the tag from the sleeve of his jacket. 44) Do not dilute malt whiskey and Coke. 45) Do not mess with the authorities when you ask formal questions like, "You are carrying a bomb?". 46) You have to be cleaned or at least rinse comb before combing freshly washed hair. 47) Do not wear a fake. 48) The restaurant always take extreme pair of devices for each of the following dishes. 49) If the first 15 minutes at the poker table you can not figure out who's the sucker, so it's you. 50) It is unworthy to drink beer from bottles, cans or plastic, if the hand is a glass. 51) You have no right to ask a friend to help you with any nonsense (to fix a computer, to carry things), if one earns more per hour than the corresponding professional. 52) There are no circumstances under which a man can drink hard liquor. If "does not go", mix a cocktail. Whiskey-Cola - this is not the same as the drink of whiskey and Coke. 53) impolite grumble about the quality, variety or zaboristye what you are treated. 54) counts the money, even if you take them at close friends. 55) Do not ask each other, "And when you get married?" In the presence of his girlfriend. 56) If you attack dog, pretend that you lift a stone from the ground. 57) before shaving is better to take a hot shower to steam the skin. 58) Do not take off your clothes before your partner during sex. 59) On the stairs, a man has to go below the woman. 60) Always book a hotel room on the Internet, even if you are already standing in the lobby of the hotel. 61) After drinking always drinking before going to bed a little more ordinary water. 62) the last cigarette from another TUTU can not take. 63) There are situations in which the two men at the same time can be under the same umbrella. 64) Before you call with a question, "Well, where are you?", Any person is late to be given five minutes over the deadline. 65) Three situations in which it is not necessary to pass a woman forward: 1) lift; 2) The back seat of the car; 3) an unfamiliar place. 66) Men do not go together to buy their own clothes. 67) Do not talk on a cell on public transport than a minute. 68) At the confluence of the two roads, always observe the order of priority: you missed it, you missed it. 69) to separate fighting dogs, taking them for their hind legs and raised above the ground. 70) Even if all the other threads have been exhausted, never ask another man who he horoscope. 71) The winner must give at least one opportunity to win. 72) DO NOT LOWER BUTTONS button on his jacket. 73) never imposes a girl his phone when meeting. 74) Traveling to Russia, to refuel, when you left polbaka. 75) Do not drive in the dead zone at heavy vehicles. It is right at the level of the cab. 76) Always ask permission from the person before you put his picture on the Web, especially if they make the final stages of corporate parties. 77) Finished with food, always place the knife and fork parallel. 78) Always write or call back the woman after the first sex the next day. 79) fastened. 80) cheated on his wife with her friend - zapadlo. 81) Share to zero - it is impossible. 82) It is impolite to comment on the actions of man, lift or drag and drop weight, unless you carry this marble piano together. 83) Always turn the mobile into a movie. Zadolbal already! Said a hundred times !!! 84) There is only one man's way to pour a beer - on the wall of the bent glass. 85) When buying flowers, always take those with long stem. This means that they are recent and still never cut. 86) Faced with a polite attitude on the road, be sure to say thank emergency gang. 87) as head of Praise in public, swore privately. 88) During armwrestling always exposes the right foot forward. 89) In an unfamiliar city go to the restaurant, where the most people. 90) Do not stand in line, if your time is not worth it. To this end, once and calculate how much you earn per hour, and this correlated with the amount of wasted time. 91) When a scribe of the text in your blog, always try to find and identify the source. 92) quarrels, especially with women, try to use instead of "you-messages" "I-messages": instead of "You zadolbala" always say "I feel zadolbali" etc. 93) To take the bright light beer food (pasta, fish, cheese) to dark - dark (roasted meat). 94) The only person who has the right to watch porn with you - this woman with whom you sleep. 95) paying bail for a hotel or a car, as well as online shopping, use no debit card and credit. 96) Never give a loved one in debt more than willing to give him. 97) before an important medical procedure, ask her opinion on the need to have at least three experts. 98) If you put a woman in an unfamiliar car, remember the number, or at least pretend. 99) does not comment on the appearance or character of the girl, which your friend was stupid enough to start a serious relationship. 100) GOLDEN RULE OF ETHICS: Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.

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