Rules of behavior on the water

1. Not're in the water too long.
Remember that in December it will freeze.

2. If the water you suddenly had convulsions - do not lose self-control.
Perhaps this is an orgasm.

3. Do not swim while intoxicated.
If in the process of swimming you suddenly come drunk, call for help.
If a drunk suddenly came swimming, then you have fallen off the bridge.
If you fell off a bridge and swimming did not come - then you are flying.

4.Muzhchinam not recommended to swim without clothes in places where the pike bite trolling.

5.Tschatelno Pick mask and snorkel diving.
The mask should not be very scary, but do not forget to light his pipe in advance.

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