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Holiday
It was in Turkey. There's a resort area a lot of Russian-speaking.
We have a hotel at Reception were Uzbeks, who come here for six months to earn some money (for the most part - students). However, not every Soviet man smart enough to guess what is behind the counter of his former compatriot.
There was a guy Nurzhan. Received higher education they had no impact on the desire to pretend to be a "wild Turk».
One day, a lady came up to him: "You speak in Russian?". Nurzhan first reaction: "A little bit" - and shows two fingers how little he knows in Russian.
And the lady departed from the balcony of a towel, and she wanted to somehow explain what is needed to get a towel. In general, for a further 5 minutes followed monologue view which eventually poured fifteen:
"My (Spades beats his chest) towel (air draws a square) balcony (hands showing balcony) fell (hangs over an imaginary balcony) GET (reaching for" fallen "towel). Do you understand? TOWEL! MY! BALCONY! RAISE! Fell! MY! TOWEL! »
It is clear that this lady could be heard even in the area of Odessa.
The climax came five minutes later when Nurjan broke down and sad looking lady in her eyes, said: "Yes, anything can happen ...»
The next day, she knew the whole story hotel.
We have a hotel at Reception were Uzbeks, who come here for six months to earn some money (for the most part - students). However, not every Soviet man smart enough to guess what is behind the counter of his former compatriot.
There was a guy Nurzhan. Received higher education they had no impact on the desire to pretend to be a "wild Turk».
One day, a lady came up to him: "You speak in Russian?". Nurzhan first reaction: "A little bit" - and shows two fingers how little he knows in Russian.
And the lady departed from the balcony of a towel, and she wanted to somehow explain what is needed to get a towel. In general, for a further 5 minutes followed monologue view which eventually poured fifteen:
"My (Spades beats his chest) towel (air draws a square) balcony (hands showing balcony) fell (hangs over an imaginary balcony) GET (reaching for" fallen "towel). Do you understand? TOWEL! MY! BALCONY! RAISE! Fell! MY! TOWEL! »
It is clear that this lady could be heard even in the area of Odessa.
The climax came five minutes later when Nurjan broke down and sad looking lady in her eyes, said: "Yes, anything can happen ...»
The next day, she knew the whole story hotel.
