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9 signs American
1. He is proud of the fact that America is defeated Hitler during the Vietnam War in Iraq.
2. He pays his own child for washing dishes Russian average monthly salary.
3. He slept with his psychoanalyst.
4. He wants to lose weight, but do not know whom to ask how.
5. Even in the toilet he uses a plastic card.
6. Ease of naughty drunken brawl he always traded for tedious trial.
7. Through all his life permeates ketchup.
8. He carefully monitors the level of cholesterol on the label.
9. At the last moment he kills all the bad and kisses his wife, after which it goes credits.
2. He pays his own child for washing dishes Russian average monthly salary.
3. He slept with his psychoanalyst.
4. He wants to lose weight, but do not know whom to ask how.
5. Even in the toilet he uses a plastic card.
6. Ease of naughty drunken brawl he always traded for tedious trial.
7. Through all his life permeates ketchup.
8. He carefully monitors the level of cholesterol on the label.
9. At the last moment he kills all the bad and kisses his wife, after which it goes credits.
