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Curiosities
1. When a .38 revolver misfired during a robbery in Long Beach, California, the robber James Elliot did something that can not but cause surprise, he stared into the barrel of a look and tried to press the trigger again. Fortunately, all those present in this time how to load a gun.
2. Work Alexander Robinson of Alabama again redefined the boundaries of tact when, after surgery to restore vision, the first thing he said serenely, opening his eyes, his wife, was: "Yes ... you and give to the four-year!»
3. chef in Switzerland lost a finger, thrusting him into a meat grinder, and then submitted an application to the insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent a representative to check the facts on the ground. He tried a meat grinder in action, resulting in too, lost a finger. Statement cook after it was granted.
4. The funeral of Anna Bochinski in Moinesti, Romania, were somewhat taken aback when she suddenly jumped out of the coffin as it was carried to the grave. Before anyone could react, the woman went to a nearby road, where he was struck and killed by cars. Then it returned in a coffin and funeral continued.
5. The American tourist in South America had the misfortune to be attacked by killer bees, standing on the banks of the Amazon. Fleeing from the bees, he jumped into the river - and was immediately devoured alive by piranhas.
6. The man spent an hour clearing the snow from the place of his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with the car, discovered that it is occupied by a woman. Of course, he shot her.
7. One of the criteria for voting for the Miss Nude USA was her taste in clothes.
8. After a stop for a drink with a view of illegal bar, a bus driver in Zimbabwe found that the 20 mental patients he drove from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his omission, the driver drove to the nearest stop and offered everyone a free ride. He then brought in all the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients are restless and inclined to tell strange stories. To find out it took 3 days.
9. Minneapolis 28-year-old Derrick L. Richardson was charged with the murder of the 3rd degree of his favorite cousin, Ken E. Richardson. According to the police report, Derrick suggested to play Russian roulette, but without a revolver, semiautomatic pistol used. Obviously, he did not know that in the semi-automatic weapon one cartridge always having sent.
10. Texas was taken from prison sentenced to death the right of the last cigarette, citing the fact that "it is harmful to their health».
11. American teenager in the hospital recovering from serious head injury from hitting the train. Asked about how he was injured, the guy said to the police that he is simply trying to see how close his head can be from a moving train before he got hit.
12. Loving flagellation judges Saudi Arabia Filipino sentenced to 75 lashes for having alcohol - he was caught at the airport with two bottles of chocolate liquor.
13. Supporting the initiative of the Afghan Taliban banned kite flying, TV and wearing white socks, Iran also at war with the decadence among its citizens. Ayatollah Mohammed Yadzi decreed that walk the dogs will be banned, saying it was "insulting public blind imitation Westerners».
14. The mother brought her daughter to the doctor to determine the cause of severe abdominal distention daughter. Doctor took just two minutes to say, "Excuse me, but it is there pregnant!" His mother turned red with rage and began to yell at the doctor that, well, her daughter - an exemplary girl and would never have dishonored her, surrendering man. The doctor stared out the window and calmly watched Al horizon. His mother, incensed, shouted: "Stop looking out the window! Why do not you pay attention to me? !!!! "" Of course, I pay attention to you, ma'am, "- said the doctor.
"Just when it happened the last time the star appeared in the East, and then there were three wise men. I hope they will come back to help me find out who knock up your daughter. "
2. Work Alexander Robinson of Alabama again redefined the boundaries of tact when, after surgery to restore vision, the first thing he said serenely, opening his eyes, his wife, was: "Yes ... you and give to the four-year!»
3. chef in Switzerland lost a finger, thrusting him into a meat grinder, and then submitted an application to the insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent a representative to check the facts on the ground. He tried a meat grinder in action, resulting in too, lost a finger. Statement cook after it was granted.
4. The funeral of Anna Bochinski in Moinesti, Romania, were somewhat taken aback when she suddenly jumped out of the coffin as it was carried to the grave. Before anyone could react, the woman went to a nearby road, where he was struck and killed by cars. Then it returned in a coffin and funeral continued.
5. The American tourist in South America had the misfortune to be attacked by killer bees, standing on the banks of the Amazon. Fleeing from the bees, he jumped into the river - and was immediately devoured alive by piranhas.
6. The man spent an hour clearing the snow from the place of his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with the car, discovered that it is occupied by a woman. Of course, he shot her.
7. One of the criteria for voting for the Miss Nude USA was her taste in clothes.
8. After a stop for a drink with a view of illegal bar, a bus driver in Zimbabwe found that the 20 mental patients he drove from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.
Not wanting to admit his omission, the driver drove to the nearest stop and offered everyone a free ride. He then brought in all the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients are restless and inclined to tell strange stories. To find out it took 3 days.
9. Minneapolis 28-year-old Derrick L. Richardson was charged with the murder of the 3rd degree of his favorite cousin, Ken E. Richardson. According to the police report, Derrick suggested to play Russian roulette, but without a revolver, semiautomatic pistol used. Obviously, he did not know that in the semi-automatic weapon one cartridge always having sent.
10. Texas was taken from prison sentenced to death the right of the last cigarette, citing the fact that "it is harmful to their health».
11. American teenager in the hospital recovering from serious head injury from hitting the train. Asked about how he was injured, the guy said to the police that he is simply trying to see how close his head can be from a moving train before he got hit.
12. Loving flagellation judges Saudi Arabia Filipino sentenced to 75 lashes for having alcohol - he was caught at the airport with two bottles of chocolate liquor.
13. Supporting the initiative of the Afghan Taliban banned kite flying, TV and wearing white socks, Iran also at war with the decadence among its citizens. Ayatollah Mohammed Yadzi decreed that walk the dogs will be banned, saying it was "insulting public blind imitation Westerners».
14. The mother brought her daughter to the doctor to determine the cause of severe abdominal distention daughter. Doctor took just two minutes to say, "Excuse me, but it is there pregnant!" His mother turned red with rage and began to yell at the doctor that, well, her daughter - an exemplary girl and would never have dishonored her, surrendering man. The doctor stared out the window and calmly watched Al horizon. His mother, incensed, shouted: "Stop looking out the window! Why do not you pay attention to me? !!!! "" Of course, I pay attention to you, ma'am, "- said the doctor.
"Just when it happened the last time the star appeared in the East, and then there were three wise men. I hope they will come back to help me find out who knock up your daughter. "
