Odessa Pirates - piratistye most pirates in the world =)

Dedicated to all those ...
 (And about this "someone" in the newspaper BUZZER wrote that he sells drugs through a network of kiosks Sojuzpechat)

Preamble (History):
 From an early age to hate watching a movie to hear someone else's opinion with a brief description of the plot, and it tends to make everyone, "Oh, come! Film - BOMB!
 I have not watched this! "In the end, going to the" charged "forward" bomb ", as it turns out crap, and so almost always. That is why I will never, under any circumstances, do not give anyone even the slightest opportunity to tell me about the film! There is another reason - PIRATES! More specifically video pirates!
If you remember, somewhere in the mid-90s they were before the damned fat and lazy to write a summary of the film, they did not bother to view thereof, just put the tape to rewind and so it is, in general terms, catching, on the fly meaning, written annotation.

Preamble (Pirates):
 Yesterday took a cassette rentals, decided to see the best fighter of all time (characteristic of one of my friend) - "Sahara" (now understand the meaning of my not wanting to listen to someone else's opinion). Looked - killed time. After viewing, the old memory (see. Above pirates), as usual, began to read the summary. I immediately embarrassed, even thought it is not the cassette taken.
 I looked at the cover, but there is it - against the rising sun in the form of a golden dollar Confederacy, African pagorbіv, which stand proud tauregi, in the sense of a tribe, not SUVs, are smiling dashing guys in the amount of 2 pieces (the main character and his druzhban ) and chuvikhi - Penelope Cruz. I flips back and start reading this untranslatable play on words with the use of local idiomatic phraseology. So, literally:

"1996, Egypt. Adventurer and a specialist of the National Agency submarine cruising on the Nile, to prevent the killing cute UN expert, physician by profession.
This messenger of an international organization trying to find the cause of a mysterious epidemic that leads to the fact that thousands of people in North Africa are mad, fall into cannibalism and die.
 The story is mixed up a billionaire, who opposed the bloody West African tyrant.
 The development of the plot leads to Dirk abandoned gold mine in the Sahara, where the slaves are working to exhaustion, and suddenly opened two big historical mysteries: a conspiracy to assassinate Abraham Lincoln and the disappearance of the famous pilots of 30-ies of XX century. »

I did not understand, the authors were stoned while writing this, no doubt, a masterpiece or just pinned, such as still no one reads?

Still, just in case, reports details of the manufacturer: LLC "Soyuzvіdeo" m.Odesa, per.Voznesensky 12

Author Kovtunov