Why does your sister decided to become a dentist?
 - And she likes when looking at her man, his mouth open and eyes wide.

Abram came to the dentist.
 - Doctor, how much it costs to remove the wisdom tooth?
 - $ 80!
 - And you can cheaply?
 - Well if without anesthesia, it is possible and in 60!
 - Still expensive, and cheaper can not !?
 - Well, if, without anesthesia, and a pair of pliers, we can and 40.
 - A twenty !?
 - Well-y if without anesthesia, pliers, and even a student-intern, and then we can 20!
 - All right, doctor, write Sarah on Wednesday !!!

 - Hello.
 - Ruslan, hello, where are you?
 - Uh-uh, second.
 - At home! Slept, Alexey Alexeitch forgive a sinner!
 - Nothing wrong. Subtract from wages. I need a password from your computer.
And then There was an awkward pause. Alexey Alexeitch first broke the silence.
 - Ruslan?
 - Yes.
 - I need a password from your computer.
 - Uh-uh. I forgot.
 - How do you forget?
 - Oh, I forgot, there is.
 - What are you deceiving. Give me your password.
 - I can not.
 - Why?
 - I do not want.
 - Strangely, I'm your director give me a password on your computer. I have every right to demand a password from your desktop computer.
 - And there in the office there is someone other than you?
 - Olya.
 - Give her a tube.
Alexey Alexeitch several ohuevshy of such hands, gave Ole tube.
 - Olya?
 - Yes.
 - Password Enter my Windu.
 - Speak.
 - Alexeitch asshole.
 - Gee-gee-gee-gee.
 - Cho rzhosh, give input, Russian layout through underlining.
 - A-les-to-se-ich.
 - Hello! B * ive you aloud is not yell!
 - Ha-ha-ha. Not suitable.
 - Alexeitch asshole does not fit?
 - Well, A-les-KSE-ich.
 - Stop! Quiet. At asshole "r" at the end should be.
 - Mudag?
 - Quiet, I * b!
 - Came for.
 - And then I change the password.
 - What?
 - On "Ruslan-mudag!" He ...


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