For pricing service centers.

On service calls in a tow truck with some sort of a piece of dirt. Dumped on the sink.
Like 140 gelding. But it is not a gelding. What a fack?
Ssaynyong Chairmen.

Itit left me-in my life seen takih.Bibike year no-no longer on the move. Does not start.
I went to Sasha electrician. Brilliant guy was. Previously, he served in a similar position to podlodke.Osnovnoy motto is there to service centers do not reach. Therefore, all is repaired.
-Sash You this uezhische zavedesh?
-No problem.
San, so schemes not.
-Max, Ohm's law, it is for any one wheelbarrow. Exhausts.

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-I Told you that I love you?
-Uydi, Prativno.
-Deneg Declare how much?
-Dollarov 500.
-OK.
Toad immediately bites into his throat. $ 500? For this? Brad.
I go to the driver pepelatsa. That, unfortunately the owner, quite talkative.
-Davno Not move the car?
-Dyk Half a year.
$ 1000 (included in the head count)
-What Are not under warranty?
-Dyk Were taken to the dealer to the Koreans.
-And what?
-And Gryat sent us-not for this market machine.
(2000)
-And?
-Then On Mears tried.
-?
-For Gate not allowed.
(3000)
-And then?
-And Then, five service driven. Uselessly.
(4000)
-And Whose car?
-Replacement Director of TNT.
(iehuuu! 8000)
-And On what you did vozish?
-On Their own, personal.
-This Is on what?
-Opel 1983goda record.
(oymlya ... zashkalilo)
-And How many meters you have it planted on the venue?
-Vezzhaesh.Za Polkilometra.A then laughed at.
Okay, go. As patron-Dial.
-Svezho Food, but turn gray with difficulty.
-Don't Bzdi.
Midnight toad strangling sense of proportion. And dodushila yet. $ 10,500 -was the final verdict.
Sanya has got it the same day. But I waited a week. True, we have given a wheelbarrow to the dry cleaners, as during walks on its services considerably zasvinyachili.
In the morning came the driver, his secretary called, but did not say about the results.
Seeing the car on the move, he drove oherel so that prices are not heard. Or do not understand. I was waiting for an attack, and that the so-bunichno mol conductive. Master Dial.
I'm ready to fight.
-Anatol Ivanovich, Kohl is the driver. With the service call.
Well?
-Deneg Necessary.
-What for?
Well Duc for repairs.
-I Will not pay (in my heart skipped a couple of beats) -So far the car is not zavedut. So tell.
-So It is on the move.
Pause. Then vorpl delight of trubki-
-CHTOOOOOOO? THEY ITS wound up?
-Well yes. Everything is working.
-URRRRRAAAAAAAA!
Catching his breath:
-How much money?
-10 500 (at the exchange rate can not remember how much)
-Scha Courier with the money came from. Short beeps.
I'm in shock. No matter. In my head painfully tossed one thought.
-MUDAAAAAK! PACHEMUUU NOT 15000?
There is no happiness in life ... (((((& quot;

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