Confrontation: M16 - AK47 - Trehlineyka Bashny.Net

M16 - Under the magnifying glass melt butt
AK47 - Under a magnifying glass you can see still work together grease Vietnamese dirt
Trehlineyka - Under a magnifying glass you can see the impregnated wood krovischi

M16 - a wedge when dirty
AK47 - Works when dirty
Trehlineyka - was not clean the date of issue to the troops in the 1932nd

M16 - Hundreds of moving parts held together by dozens of bolts and screws
AK47 - a couple dozen moving parts held by a handful of rivets and seams ugly drunken Russian welder
Trehlineyka - three moving parts, the two screws.

M16 - You are more likely to die than to smash his rifle dorogushchuju melee
AK47 - your machine can be a good fight in melee
Trehlineyka - Your rifle is cool spear with the ability to shoot

M16 - if the striker will break you to recover the rifle factory warranty
AK47 - if the striker breaks, you buy a new
Trehlineyka - If the striker breaks, you spin it for a couple of turns on in Shutter

M16 - it is difficult to manufacture than many planes
AK47 - is used by countries who do not have money for planes
Trehlineyka - From it shot down the planes
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Favorite drink holder
M16 - Cognac
AK47 - Vodka
Trehlineyka - Brake fluid frozen fusion of scrap

M16 - Make a small hole, all neatly, in accordance with the Geneva Convention
AK47 - Makes a big hole, sometimes tears limbs, does not meet the Geneva Convention
Trehlineyka - One of the reasons for the creation of the Geneva Convention

M16 - fine shoots small rodents
AK47 - excellent shoots enemies of the revolution
Trehlineyka - excellent technique shoots light

M16 - got into the river, stop working
AK47 - got into the river, still shoots
Trehlineyka - got into the river, usually used as a paddle

M16 - Weapons for defense
AK47 - Weapons to attack
Trehlineyka - Weapons of Victory!

M16 - heavy grenade launcher, but could put a grenade in the window of 200 meters
AK47 - If that grenade from the grenade launcher can throw the box in hand
Trehlineyka - grenade out the window? Bay through the wall chuck punches almost meter brick

M16 - You can put a silencer, a small cartridge does not much sound
AK47 - In principle, you can put a silencer, but it is better just to press the enemy to the ground continuous fire
Trehlineyka - what a silencer when, after the first shot will love all deaf?

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