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The Hand of Vengeance
For the time will come when sound doctrine will not, but after their own lusts will heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; and turn away their ears from the truth and turn aside to myths.
(2 Tim. III, 4)
2020. City N, Moscow province.
I woke up. Having made all the necessary procedures morning, I sat down at the computer. The program informed me that I missed the morning service in the church, which has been attributed. "And the hell with it," I thought. Meager breakfast bachelor warmed in the microwave, eat. Then the doorbell rang. I looked through the peephole and saw a priest and a cop.
- What do you need?
- A new government decree. We check the apartment.
- Come on. (In recent years, do not let the police was fraught).
- Red Corner show.
- What sort of red corner?
- Well icons. And I should hang a portrait of the leader.
- Yes, I have no such ...
- A fine of 1,000 rubles. Lieutenant, registered in the minutes.
- Let's still recording cameras see. Maybe you are still and prayed before the meal !? So ... you can see, not pray. More fine of 500 rubles. Browser history, let's look more ... So, 23:21. Porn sites! For such in prison can be, you know? Well, the first time limit ourselves to fine ... Lieutenant fix. More 5 000. Or maybe you here also pirated software worth !? Okay, it's not on our side, and we are in a hurry. Show your dick!
- What !?
- Hui Present! Maybe you're more and cropped! So ... well, everything here is in order. Lieutenant, try it on the basis of the parishioners more, you walk to the temple.
- Do not go, comrade Father. Blog it there for at least a year.
- More then fine him! Look, I found a, ateistishka! Lieutenant, give him a copy of the protocol. And we will go further.
The priest stood in the doorway:
- We give you a date - a week. A week later, you do not believe - a subpoena! All the best. May God protect you!
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(2 Tim. III, 4)
2020. City N, Moscow province.
I woke up. Having made all the necessary procedures morning, I sat down at the computer. The program informed me that I missed the morning service in the church, which has been attributed. "And the hell with it," I thought. Meager breakfast bachelor warmed in the microwave, eat. Then the doorbell rang. I looked through the peephole and saw a priest and a cop.
- What do you need?
- A new government decree. We check the apartment.
- Come on. (In recent years, do not let the police was fraught).
- Red Corner show.
- What sort of red corner?
- Well icons. And I should hang a portrait of the leader.
- Yes, I have no such ...
- A fine of 1,000 rubles. Lieutenant, registered in the minutes.
- Let's still recording cameras see. Maybe you are still and prayed before the meal !? So ... you can see, not pray. More fine of 500 rubles. Browser history, let's look more ... So, 23:21. Porn sites! For such in prison can be, you know? Well, the first time limit ourselves to fine ... Lieutenant fix. More 5 000. Or maybe you here also pirated software worth !? Okay, it's not on our side, and we are in a hurry. Show your dick!
- What !?
- Hui Present! Maybe you're more and cropped! So ... well, everything here is in order. Lieutenant, try it on the basis of the parishioners more, you walk to the temple.
- Do not go, comrade Father. Blog it there for at least a year.
- More then fine him! Look, I found a, ateistishka! Lieutenant, give him a copy of the protocol. And we will go further.
The priest stood in the doorway:
- We give you a date - a week. A week later, you do not believe - a subpoena! All the best. May God protect you!
© kozlovsky
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